R. Kelly Trapped In The Closet Chapters 1-5 (dirty) Lyrics

Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 1 Of 5)

Seven o'clock in the morning
And the rays from the sun wakes me
I'm stretchin' and yawnin'
In a bed that don't belong to me
And a voice yells, Good morning, darlin, from the bathroom
Then she comes out and kisses me
And to my surprise, she ain't you

Now I've got this dumb look on my face
Like, what have I done?
How could I be so stupid to be have laid here til the morning sun?
Must of lost the track of time
Oh, what was on my mind?
From the club, went to her home
Didn't plan to stay that long

Here I am, quickly tryin' to put on my clothes
Searching for my car keys
Tryin' to get on up out the door
Then she streched her hands in front of it
Said, You can't go this way
Looked at her, like she was crazy
Said, Woman move out my way
Said, I got a wife at home
She said, Please don't go out there
Lady, I've got to get home
She said, her husband was comin' up the stairs

Shh, shh, quiet
Hurry up and get in the closet
She said, Don't you make a sound
Or some s___ is going down
I said, Why don't I just go out the window?
Yes, except for one thing, we on the 5th floor
s___ think, s___ think, s___ quick, put me in the closet
And now I'm in this darkest closet, tryin' to figure out
Just how I'm gonna get my crazy a__ up out this house

Then he walks in and yells, I'm home
She says, Honey, I'm in the room
He walks in there with a smile on his face
Sayin', Honey, I've been missin' you
She hops all over him
And says, I've cooked and ran your bath water
I'm tellin' you now, this girl's so good that she deserves an Oscar

Throws her in the bed
And start to s_____in' her clothes off
I'm in the closet, like man, what the f___ is going on?
You're not gonna believe it
But things get deeper as the story goes on
Next thing you know, a call comes through on my cell phone
I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate
But from the way he act, I could tell it was too late
He hopped up and said, There's a mystery going on
And I'm gonna solve it
And I'm like, God please, don't let this man open this closet

He walks in the bathroom
And looks behind the door
She says, Baby, come back to bed
He says, b____, say no more
He pulls back the shower curtain
While she's biting her nails
Then he walks back to the room
Right now, I'm sweating like hell
Checks under the bed
Then under the dresser
He looks at the closet
I pull out my Beretta
He walks up to the closet
He comes up to the closet
Now he's at the closet
Now he's opening the closet...

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Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 2 Of 5)

Well...
Now he's staring at me like
As if he was starin' in a mirror
She yells honey let me explain
He says you don't have to go no further
I can clearly see what's goin' on
Behind my back, in my bed, in my home
Then I said wait a minute now hold on
I said mister we can work this out
She said honey don't lose control
Tried to get him to calm down
He said ho I should've known
That you would go and do some bogus s___ up in my house
But the Christian in me gave you the benefit of the doubt
I said we need to resolve this
Then he stepped to me, I'm like whoa
There's a reason I'm in this closet
He says, yeah like what, are you talkin' clothes
I met this girl at the Paje's club
And she told me she didn't have a man
Then he said man please,
I'd kill you if you didn't have that gun in ya hand
And I said but yo chick chose me
He said don't give me that mack s___ please
His phone goes off and then things get a little more interesting
He steps a little closer
I point my gun and says I'm not the one you after
He says somethin' I bet you didn't know my man
Did she tell you that I was a pastor
I said well good that's betta right
Why can't we handle this Christian- like
And I started to put the gun down
'Til I saw his face still had a frown
She started cryin', sayin' baby I'm sorry
Then he said baby not as sorry as you're gonna be
I started inchin' out
He says no I want you to see this
Said I gotta get out this house
He said not 'til I reveal my secret
I'm like what is goin' on inside his head
Then he takes his phone and calls somebody up and says
Hello, Baby, turn the car around
Listen I just need for you to get right back here now (Click)
He looks at me and says well since we're all comin' out the closet
I'm not about to be the only one that's broken hearted
She said what do you mean
And he said just wait and see
I said somebody betta talk to me
And then his phone rang
He picks up and somebody says sweetheart I'm downstairs
And he's like I'll buzz you up
I'm on the fifth floor, hurry take the stairs
And I'm like who is this mystery lady that you're talking to
He says in time you both will know the shockin' truth
Baby this is something I been wanting to get off my chest for a long, long time
Then I said, n____, I'mma shoot you both if you don't say what's on ya mind
He said wait I hear somebody comin' up the stairs
And I'm lookin' at the door
He says I think you betta sit down in the chair
I says I'm gonna count to four
1, he says mister wait
2, she says please don't shoot
3, he says don't shoot me
4, she screams
Then a knock at the door, the guns in my hands
He opens the door, I can't believe - it's a man

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Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 3 Of 5)

Here we are. The four of us...
In total shock... Me and her.
I closed my mouth and swallowed spit,
And I'm thinking to myself, This is some deep s___!
And I said So you're gonna tell me he's the one he's been talking to?
He says, Yes, I say, No, he says, Yes, I say, No, he says, It's the truth!

I said, All of ya'll a__ is crazy, let me up out this door,
Because this is way more than I bargained for
She says, Wait, I'm sure we can all fix this
Then I said, I'm late, plus I ain't gotta d___ thing to do with this!
But then she said, Wouldn't you just like to know how it all began?
Then I thought to myself, and said, 'Quick, you got three minutes'
Then it got real quiet, I said, Somebody start talking

She said, My God, Rufus! I've got just one question,
how could you do something like this? I'm so hurt!
He looked at her and said, b____ please, you've got your nerves
With all your club hoppin', lyin' when you said you was shoppin'.
And now here you are in our home, and you're callin' me wrong.

She said, Okay, you busted me! And that much I agree, you caught me cheating!
But this is a little extreme!

He said, You are my wife sleeping behind my back.
And now I come home and you got him in the closet, how extreme is that?!
And she said, But she's a he!
And he said, Please, you can't judge me
She said, But Rufus this is crazy!
And I said, Stop arguing!
I did not stay here to hear you chew each other out,
So get to the point, or I swear I'm out!

Excuse me, please, but I think I can explain what's going on in here.
My name is Chuck and I been knowing Rufus about a year,
At midnight creeping around with him has been a living hell, sneaking in and out of hotels...
I said, Brother, spare the details!
Then Rufus said, Chuck, please! Don't say nothing else!
Then she screams, Rufus you son of a b____,
He says, Cathy, go to hell!
I said, I thought you said your name was Mary, that what you said at the party.
Man this is gettin scary imma shoot somebody!
Then Rufus start yelling and screaming saying, Cathy, this is all your fault!
She throws a pillow at him and says, You were creeping too, the only difference is you didn't get caught!
Chuck screamed out, We're in love!
Cathy says, Love my a__!
Rufus said they're getting married then I shoot one in the air!

I said, Not annother one of you sons of b____es say a word!
Cuz all this s___ I'm goin thru is unheard!
I grabbed my cellular
I said, This is so wrong,
I call up my home,
And a man picks up the phone phone phone phone.....

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Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 4 Of 5)

Now I'm dashing home
Doing 85
Swerving lane to lane
Wit fire in my eyes
I got a million thoughts
Going through my mind
I'm thinking about what imma do and who I'm gonna do it to when I get home
How could I have been so blind
And then I look in my rear view
I cannot believe this
(Whoo whoo whoo)
d___, here comes a police man
He drove right up on me and flashed his light
Then I pulled over without thinking twice
He hopped out the car and walked over to me
And said license and registration please
I looked up at him and said
Officer, is there something wrong
He said no, except you were doin' 85 in a 60 mile zone
Then I said officer
Let me explain please
Ya see the truth of the matter is
Is that I have an emergency
He said no excuses
And no exception
He flicks his cigarette and then gives me the ticket
Said have a nice day and walked away
I said yeah right and drove away
Then I turned my radio on
And did 70 all the way home
I pulled up in the driveway
Hopped out and slammed the car door
Then go in through the back
Bust up in the house and she screaming
Whats all that for
Then I'm like woman I called this house
And a man picked up my phone
Then she said calm down
Did you forget
My brother Twan came home
Oh...
And thats all I could say was oh
Wit a stupid look on my face
Said I forgot he came home today
And she said that's okay
Because honey I understand
She said you don't have to explain
Then I took her by the hand
I kissed her and then we went to the room
Then I turned some music on
Apologized one more time
Then went down and start getting it on
And she started biting her lip
Grabbing me and making noise
Now we making love and she's my ear whispering
It's all yours
I said I love you
And she said I love ya, too
Then a tear fell up out my eye
Then I called her my sunshine
And then she looked at me
And said baby go deeper please
And thats when I start going crazy
Like I was trying to give her a baby
The room feel like its spinning
We keep turning and turning
As if we were in a whirlwind
The way our toes are curling
The next thing ya know, she starts going real wild
And starts screaming my name
Then I said baby, we must slow down
Before I bust a vessel in my brain
And she said please no don't stop
And I said I caught a cramp
And she said please keep on going
I said my leg is about to crack
Then she cries out
Oh my goodness, I'm about to climax
And I said cool
Climax
Just let go of my leg
She says you're the perfect lover
I said I cant go no further
Then I flip back the cover
Oh my God, a rubber...

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Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 5 Of 5)

And now, I'm like
Well, well, well
What the f___ is this
A condom in my bed
Ya better start talkin, b____
'Fore I take a match and
Burn this m____fucka down
I said you better start talkin
And start talkin right god d___ now
Then she said baby
I'm so speechless
Then I said my baby
You gone be breathless
If ya dont start talkin quick
Woman, I'm gone have a fit
You dont know what ya f___in wit
Girl ya better cut the bull s___
Now its obvious somebody has been all up in my home
In my bed, and plus I smell cigarettes
Now I'm sniffin and lookin around
Suspicious like someone's here
Then I looked in her eyes and in her eyes
There was so much fear
Pull out my gun said is he still here
She shook her head and said naw
I'm checkin behind every door
She cried out he left right after you called
I said what the f___ was you thinkin
You thought that I wouldnt find this out
Then I said you must be crazy or on crack to have somebody off up in my m____fuckin house
She hopped up and said thats enough
She said I cant take no more
And then she said you made your point
But now its time to even the score
She said I know all about last night
And where you went when you left the club
Said thats right, n____ I was there
Wit this guy in the back of the club
I said I thought you was wit yo girls
She said I thought you was wit yo guys
She said you was at that b____ house
And dont even try to act suprised
Said bae, she said shut up
Dont you say a word
It aint nothin you can say
That I aint already heard
Then I said woman, dont you try to turn it all around
Cause the fact still remains that someone else was in my house
Then she said you're right about that
Somethin did go down, but I dont have to turn it around
Cause what goes around comes back around
I'm movin a little closer to her
She's trippin over the furniture
She said wait first, just let me explain
I said no need to, just give me his name
And then she said uh...uh
I say uh what
She said please sit down in a chair
And I say no, I'm standin up
And she cries out I'm so scared to tell you because of what ya might do
And I screamed look girl you better give me this man's name and I'm not playin wit you
She says okay, wipes her nose and asks me about a girl named Tina
I thought to myself, said it sound familiar
I said I probably know her if I seen her
Then I say anyway girl, what the hell does that got to do with this man
She said he know my girl Roxanne
I said who the hell is Roxanne
Then she says Roxanne's a friend of mine who know with this guy named Chuck
Chuck's cool wit this guy name Rufus
And I'm sittin here like what the f___
Then she says Rufus wife, Kathy
We both went to high school
She introduced me to
The policeman that stopped you