Weird Al Windows 95 Sucks Lyrics

"Start me up" Well, I bought up.
Brought windows home, and d'cided to boot it up.
But when I load it up,It says my memory is not enough...
I'd be runnin' out. I need some extra RAM to fix me up...
I have to cough it up...
Open my wallet up.It never stops. (4x)
It's Windows 95!
It suckin' up my drive.
It' makes a pretty all fine.
But my PC... is obsolete.
I'll have to buy myself a brandnew machine...
Bring it up...Stick me up.
You suck me in, and then you got me hooked. You got me..., you got me.
There's so much stuff to buy
I need a new hard drive
It's gonna suck me dry.
My CPU says, 'don't have the speed',
it takes an hour just to bring up the screen
nanana, Oh no.
I making software buys,
Wow! It's making Bill Gates come. Yoyo.
You make a rich man come.