Jay Sean Who Is Kamaljit Lyrics

Ahh Mrs Jooti im pleased to tell you that you have given birth to a healthy baby boy.What are
you going to call him?

Ummm i tink i am going to call himmm Kamaljit.

Kamaljit err what a lovely name.

[Chorus:]
Who the hell is kamaljit im just gonna tell how it is, i've bin doin it since i was a kid, so im
givin u all i gotta give.(ohh ohh)
Who the hell is Kamaljit ever since steppin in da game, I know life will neva be the same, but
theres some things that will neva change.

[Verse 1]
Bak in da day wen i was just a little minor. Before my motha even spat me out of her vagini. I
was swimmin in my daddys sak wiv a book in my hand wen i focused and spotted a mic being the
crostay gland. I picked it up cautiously but it magnetized me suprised me, I had to fight the
power like the eyes of me. Memorised rhymmes but i kept loosin dem all, so i scribbled down on my
mothas uterus wall.
So years went by and Jay Sean went down in history like superman my composition was a mystery. I
was 2 and other kids were lernin the alphabet but i was revisin schemes to make the catch that i
was out to get. Only 3 and alredy my rhymmes were out to win, my s___ wud drop so hard that even
the panties cudn't hold it in. Bribed by the geniuses by lyricists and scientists, Only 6 and i
was lecturin my alliances,Even Einstein came to knock upon my door ya know.p___ed off cus i
updated his formula, wen he sniffed the excellence and replaced the mc squared with mc Jay Sean,
change it even no one dares scared cus i went on to steal his nobel prize for being the youngest
mother f___in genius alive.

[Chorus]

[Verse 2]
I ent no gangsta, i ent no hood rat, i ent a thug and i dont call girlz pigeons so i ent no
scrub. I ent talkin about facked which is all for faws and i dont do drive bys or rob or break no
laws.I ent perfect and i ent sayin i got no flaws, naa scratch that im lyin stop yo pause. I ent
a junkie so i ent touched no crack, i neva took an e issue or took or smoked a sack. And i ent
rich so i dont drive a lexus or a benz, jeep or a beemer just an escort my friends. And i ent from
the hood i even went to private skool so i have neva had to watch my bak for rendevous and i ent
had it hard

hsn edit:

..never pulld a knyf on the streets, never hustle on the block or lived my life as a G.
And i aint stud on the pavement hungry, and evr rappd for cats,
and i aint never claimed that i was evr strapped with gats.
and i aint black, yo u dont hav to b black to rap.
Just luk at eminem,. he's tripple platinum, and thats a fact.

[chorus]

i aint smoking cigars, sippin ma wet all day.
and i aint dealing with more b____es than the RSPCA.
i aint a yankee, im cocney lyk, "'xcuse me geeza",
and i aint chillin with naked girls in the jacuzzi neither.
i aint on don pete, why, giv me a BACARDI BREEZAA!
and i aint got no diamonds, just some ICE IN MA FREEZAA!
i aint got hydrolics in ma ride, cant even c__ close.
the last time i tryed, i mashed the clutch up, and it dont broke.
i aint braggin, but i got skills in my rhyme,
and i aint blaggin, but u fru, if u bin stealin ma lines.
and im the first to admit, that often i curse and i spit, at ............ and b____es, how much worse can it get.
i aint so famous, that i cant even pop to the shops,
coz last year, i performed on top of the pops.
MTV Cribbs, forget it, i got nuffin to boast.
the truth is, im still living at home with the folks!

[chorus]

oi, blah, a swear he sed his names "jay sean" you kno...:S?

nah nah nah nahh, he sed "me agianst myself" init, he sed his names "gay p___" and that.

wa? nah man, hes JAY SEAN, dat bak in the day, he was like MC Nicky J, you know wa i mean lyk, wen he was lyk, dooin it at home, dat whole rapping ting.

i dunno man. bit confused init!

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