I read the news today oh, boy
About a lucky man who made the grade
And though the news was rather sad
Well, i just had to laugh.

He blew his mind out in a car
He didn't notice that the lights had changed
A crowd of people stood and stared
They'd seen his face before
Nobody was really sure if he was from the house of lords

'Oompa, oompa, stick it up your joompa
'Oompa, oompa, stick it up your joompa
'Oompa, oompa, stick it up your joompa
'Oompa, oompa, stick it up your joompa
'Oompa, oompa, stick it up your joompa
'Oompa, oompa, stick it up your joompa
'Oompa, oompa, stick it up your joompa

I saw a film today oh, boy
The english army had just won the war
A crowd of people turned away
But i just had to look
Having read the book

I love to turn you on
I love to turn you on
I love to turn you on

I read the news today oh, boy
Four thousand holes in Blackburn,Lancashire
And though the holes were rather small
They had to count them all
They had to count them all

'Oompa, oompa, stick it up your joompa
'Oompa, oompa, stick it up your joompa
'Oompa, oompa, stick it up your joompa
'Oompa, oompa, stick it up your joompa
'Oompa, oompa, stick it up your joompa

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