Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house,
everybody was stoned, even the mouse.

Man from the w____ house and me from the jail,
I just settled down to get a piece of her tail.

When all of a sudden I heard such a clatter,
I tripped on my d___ and busted my bladder!

I went downstairs and what did I see?!
A fat little red f__et hangin' from a tree.

He stuffed the stockings with reefers and beer,
and a big fat hairy d___ for the family queer.

That's the end of my story. Funny wasn't it, ya see?

She didn't even...
She didn't see my thing behind you, leave you for this private eye,
I was there to give'em near to my, zima zima mommy fah,
I'm gonna say this, hope it don't offend you, came to the grizma,
Give'em a taste of me, give'em a little excitement to the d___ monkey,
Your monkey can stay with me,

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ahhhh
Ahhhhhhhh

Chevy took my brain, same old m_________er sucked my d___ that day,
He will never zima zima, never never not that day,
I'm really sick of all this excitement, yeah,
But he thinks he's better than me, uma zooma nooga dunga,
You can suck my d___ all day, one, two, three, four,
Santa can suck my d___ all day

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