Ice-T 99 Problems Lyrics

[Ice-T]
Yeah, last year a lot of m_________ers ask me
Why did you no oral s__ nasty s___
But this year I went to Miami and got my n_____
From 2 Live Brother Marquis in the house

[Brother Marquis] Yeah I am the m_________in n_____
[Ice-T]
All thse n_____s are having girl problem, Marq
[Brother Marquis] Ah, tell'em man, tell'em
[Ice-T] Lemme tell you what time is it...

[Ice-T]
I got a w____ from the east
Got a w____ from the west
Got a w____ that likes to jack it off
And rubb it in her chest
I got a w____ from the north
A w____ from the south
A w____ that likes to suck at long and hold it in her mouth
I got a b____ with hair
A b____ with none
A b____ with a knife
A b____ with a gun
A b____ with an a__ bigger than the T.V. set
And there is a b____ over there
Hey the one I am gonna get
But yo, maybe not, she might not like me though
No sweat to event
I sell my sister though, word.
I sell the whole d___ herd
I f___ em all and leave em on the curb
I got a b____ with a mink
Who drives a fat old linc
Who likes to f___ me with her a__ up on the kitchen sink
Got a b____ with t__s
A b____ with a__
A b____ with none
But hey I give her a pass

But I love em all I love em crazily
And they love me back thats why they stay with me
So if you having girl problems
I'll be there for you son
Got 99 problems and a b____ ain't one
Hit it

No a b____ ain't one

[Ice-T]
I got a b____ thats old
A b____ thats new
A b____ who likes velvet in the colors blue
I got a b____ who is fat
A b____ who is built
A b____ that all her t__ties give powdered milk
I got a b____ who is funny
A b____ who ain't
A b____ who can sing
A b____ who can't
A b____ who love f___in on the airplane
I even got a b____ off soul train (not for sure)
I got a b____ who owns a rag-top benz
Long ends
I got a b____ who is broke as a b__
But she is the most fun
I got a b____ who play piano
A b____ who don't
A b____ who dances naked
A b____ who won't
A b____ who's short
A b____ who's tall
A b____ who burns my pager with priority calls

And I love em all I love em crazily
And they love me back thats why they stay with me
So if you having girl problems
I'll be there for you son
Got 99 problems and a b____ ain't one
Hit me

[Ice-T]
Yo Marquis you from Miami man,
Why won't you show those m_________ers all the over the world
That 2 Live style of how the b____es treat a fly
m_________er a n_____ like you

[Brother Marquis]
I got 99 problems an a b____ ain't one
I dont trip on hoes
Cause I don't need none of em
Push them to temptation
Ditch to persuasion
All the w____s suck c___
n_____ how you play em
Thats why I don't sleep on em
I just freak on em
Gig the d___ in their mouth
Take it out
And I ski on them
That n_____ the one-nighter
The b____ exciter
I only love my w____s when I go up inside em
Problem number one is gettin money
I rather taste the green than sip the honey
So don't expect none
Cause I ain't offering
And I go hard on my b____es coz im never never soft on em
Pulling demands on em
f___in em and scram on them
The wham bamb thank you mam
The game is ran on em
So f___ how you feel
You are f___in cheap thrill
I hope you took the pill I won't pay the bill
Getting p____ is just another expense
if p____ pays the bills
The d___ pays the rent
I only need a ho from one thing and thats to come
I've got 99 problems and a b____ ain't one

[Ice-T]
Ha!
You Marquis my m_________in you got problems man ?
A b____ ain't one
Ah s___
Let me tell you how to do that s___

[Ice-T & (Marquis)]
(I got a b____ that loves to gink)
She'll f___ you
After she f___s me
(I got a b____ who loves both)
I got a b____ who loves handcuffs and ropes
I got a b____ that's fast
A b____ that's slow
(A b____ that is a virgin
And a b____ that is a hoe)
A b____ that lies
(A b____ that trues)
A b____ who is a man
Because they are b____es too
I got a b____ that is cool
(A b____ that is hot)
A b____ who loves rap
A b____ who loves rock
A b____ who is lost
And one who know what is that
She gets right in front of me
And purres like a cat

[Brother Marquis]
I got a b____ that runs
I got a b____ that walks
I got a b____ that yells
I got a b____ who talk

[Ice-T]
I got a b____ that is dirty
Got a b____ that is neat
I got a super fine b____ that I knocked in the swap meet

And I love em all I love em crazily
And they love me back thats why they stay with me
So if you have a girl problem
I'll be there for you son
Got 99 problems and a b____ ain't one
Hit me

[Ice-T]
No a b____ ain't one
[Marquis]
Ah, you know a b____ ain't one

Outro:
[Ice-T]
You know what I am saying
I got problems my m_________in rent Marquis
But a b____ ain't one

[Brother Marquis]
Maybe got yourself nothing man
f___ing
Ragging
Spanking
a__holes n_____

[Ice-T]
A b____ ain't one
I got a problems stay out here on the streets
With the police tryin to take a n_____ out
You know
But a b____ ain't one
Got problems m_________ers
Buying my records
But a b____ ain't one
[Brother Marquis]
f___ em all
f___ em m_________er
[Ice-T]
You know what I am saying
A b____ ain't one
Got problems man
[Brother Marquis]
All of m_________ers kiss my m_________in a__