Futuristic Sex Robotz Empornium Lyrics

Empornium

[ hentai girl whining in background ]
PC Speaker: L-O-L-O-L-O-L ... *laughs* Wait, keep it going...

PC Speaker:
LOLOLOL, b____, I came in your face.
Yeah, I know it stings like mace,
but get the f___ up out my place.
When my ballzack, is bouncin' off your b___crack,
you get a sperm attack, knock you out and steal my paper back.
I blow my load hard and fast like Godzilla,
and when it's in your face, they call me ho-killa.
My d___ is like a Nascar, it goes around,
and I picked your Mom up at the pound.
With my night vision, I take s___s in dark alleys,
and I stab pregnant b____es at pro-life rallies.
But when I can't f___ your mom, because I've got a warrant,
I head to Empornium, and grab a BitTorrent.

Motherboard:
Come to the Empornium.
Come to the Empornium.

Coaxke:
I got the good f___in ratio,
cause they nut on the face of hoes.
Hentai OGM's on my hard drive,
nut out my b____ like honey out the beehive.
They all say I've got the super seed,
you get your s___ booted for the super greed.
Cause f___ pullin' out, ain't worth the hassle,
fellas, have fun stormin' the castle.
I got a TB of double cream pies,
twenty-five girls and only one guy.
d___ b____, what a nice surprise,
breakfast with a beej and Tequila Sunrise.

Motherboard:
Come to the Empornium.
Come to the Empornium.

Recycle Bin: Nerf, nerf my b____ b____. Nerf that s___, there's too much nut in my b____.

Recycle Bin:
Your Mom wants to know why the net's so slow,
video Podcasts, so it's p___ to go.
Got it from Empornium, so it's nasty, no doubt,
leave you wretchin' like Tub Girl opened her mouth.
And what comes down must go back up,
cause you got it for free without j__zin' in a cup. (Coaxke: Like at a sperm bank.)
So many t__ties, real and fake.
Onion Booty b____es with fat a__es to shake.
Crazy s___ with b____es screamin' in German,
open up they mouths to catch the sperm in.
p____ farts a lot like it ate some tacos,
blowin' out air to cool off my nachos.

Motherboard:
Come to the Empornium.
Come to the Empornium.

Subrandom:
30 gigs down and a perfect ratio.
ATM all day on my 5.1 stereo.
Watch where you click late at night,
you'll end up with a dog, f___in' a d___.
Empornium's got my back when I need a fix,
all-site rips with millions of pics.
Leave my s___ runnin', 24-7,
bandwidth deep like p____ from heaven.

Motherboard:
Come to the Empornium.
Come to the Empornium.
Come to the Empornium.
Come to the Empornium.