The Notorious Me & My Bitch Lyrics

"Me & My b____"
(feat. Puff Daddy)

[Puff Daddy]
Yo let, let, let me ask you a question yo
Yo would you kill for me?
[Girl]
Hmmm... yeah
[Puff Daddy]
What took you so long to answer m_________er?
[Girl]
I don't know
[Puff Daddy]
The f___ wrong with you b____?

[Verse One: Notorious B.I.G.]

When I met you I admit my first thoughts was to trick
You look so good huh, I suck on your daddy's d___ (yeah)
I never felt that way in my life
It didn't take long before I made you my wife (uh, yeah)
Got no rings and s___, just my main squeeze
Come into the crib, even had a set a keys
During the days you helped me bag up my nickels
In the process, I admit, I tricked a little (yeah)
But you was my b____, the one who'd never snitch (uhh)
Love me when I'm broke or when I'm filthy f___in rich
And I admit, when the time is right, the wine is right
I treat you right, you talk slick, I beat you right

[Chorus: Notorious B.I.G.]

Just me and my b____ [variations repeat to next verse]

[Girl]
But you know you love that a__, don't you?
[Puff Daddy]
Yeah, no question
[Girl]
No question
[Puff Daddy]
Yo, let me ask you another question
[Girl]
What?
[Puff Daddy]
You ever f___ around on me?
[Girl]
Why would I do that?
[Puff Daddy]
Yo don't lie to me m_________er

[Verse Two: Notorious B.I.G.]

Moonlight strolls with the hoes, oh no, that's not my steelo
I wanna b____ that like to play celo, and c___s
Packin gats, in a Coach bag steamin dime bags
A real b____ is all I want, all I ever had (yeah, c'mon)
With a glock just as strong as me
Totin guns just as long as me, the b____ belongs with me
Any plans with another b____, my b____'ll spoil it
One day, she used my toothbrush to clean the toilet (that's nasty)
Throwin my clothes out the windows, so when the wind blows
I see my Polos and Timbos
Hide my car keys so I can't leave
A real slick b____, keep a trick up her sleeve
And if I deceive, she won't take it lightly
She'll invite me, politely, to fight G
And then we lie together, cry together
I swear to God I hope we f___in die together

[Chorus]

[Girl]
Let me tell you n____, if I ever, ever catch your a__ f___in around
I'ma cut your mother-f___in d___ off
[Puff Daddy]
Hah, heheh stop playin, hah
[Girl]
I ain't playin, ain't no jokes, ain't no jokes
Ain't no jokes
[Puff Daddy]
Yo, don't don't play with my d___

[Verse Three: Notorious B.I.G.]

She helped me plan out my robberies on my enemies
Didn't hesitate to squeeze, to get my life out of danger (yeah)
One day, she put nine one one on the page
Had to call back, whether it's minor or major (yeah)
No response, the phone just rung
Grab my vest, grab my gun, to find out the problem
When I pulled up, police was on the scene
Had to make the U-turn, make sure my s___ was clean
Drove down the block, stashed the burner in the bushes
Stepped to police with the shoves and the pushes
It didn't take long before the tears start
I saw my b____ dead with the gunshot to the heart
And I know it was meant for me
I guess the n____z felt they had to kill the closest one to me (uh, yeah)
And when I find em your life is to and end
They killed my best friend... me and my b____

[Chorus]

Uh, yeah, yeah
Uh...
Uh, m_________er yeah