钥匙挂腰带 皮夹插后面口袋　
yao shi gua yao dai / pi jia cha hou mian kou dai
Keys hanging off the belt / Wallet stuffed into his back pocket

黑框的眼镜有几千度 来海边穿西装裤
hei kuang de yan jing you ji qian du / lai hai bian chuan xi zhuang ku
Black frame glasses with high prescription / Wears suit pants to the beach

他不在乎 我却想哭　
ta bu zai hu / wo que xiang ku
He doesn't care / But I feel like crying

有点无助他的样子 像刚出土的文物
you dian wu zhu ta de yang zi / xiang gang chu tu de wen wu
His slightly helpless expression / Is like a relic which has just been unearthed

他烤肉竟然会 自带水壶　
ta kao rou jing ran hui / zi dai shui hu
When grilling meat / He actually brings his own bottle

写信时用浆糊
xie xin shi yong jiang hu
Uses starch when writing letters
　
走起路一不注意就撞树
zou qi lu yi bu zhu yi jiu zhuang shu
When walking, he accidentally b__ps into trees

我不想输　就算辛苦　
wo bu xiang shu / jiu suan xin ku
I don't want to lose / Even if it's tough

我也要等我也不能 让你再走寻常路
wo ye yao deng wo ye bu neng / rang ni zai zou xun chang lu
I will still wait, I will not / Let you continue in your usual way

# 我决定插手你的人生　
wo jue ding cha shou ni de ren sheng
I have decided to intervene in your life

当你的时尚顾问　别说你不能
dang ni de shi shang gu wen / bie shou ni bu neng
I'll be your fashion consultant / Don't say you can't

让我们乘着阳光　
rang wo men cheng zhe yang guang
Let us ride the sun

海上冲浪　吸引她目光
hai shang chong lang / xi yin ta mu guang
The sea waves / And attract her attention

不要怕露出胸膛
bu yao pa lu chu xiong tang
Don't be afraid to show some chest
　
流一点汗　你成了型男
liu yi dian han / ni cheng le xing nan
Sweat a little / You've become a cool guy

让我们乘着阳光　
rang wo men cheng zhe yang guang
Let us ride the sun

看着远方　别当路人甲
kan zhe yuan fang / bie dang lu ren jia
Look far / Don't be a passerby

让美女缺氧　
rang mei nv que yang
Let beautiful women become breathless

靠在你肩膀
kao zai ni jian bang
Leaning on your shoulder　

我微笑在你旁边撑伞
wo wei xiao zai ni pang bian cheng san
I smile and hold an umbrella beside you

喔对了对女生用心疼　
oh dui le dui nv sheng yong xin teng
Oh yes, remember to treat girls well

约会要等　讲笑话不能闷　
yue hui yao deng / jiang xiao hua bu neng men
During dates, you must wait / Your jokes mustn't be too boring

别太冷　像我一样就刚好
bie tai leng / xiang wo yi yang jiu gang hao
Don't be too corny / Being like me will be just perfect

对爱的人　接吻要深　
dui ai de ren / jie wen yao shen
To your lover / you should kiss deeply

拥抱要真　
yong bao yao zhen
Your hug must be genuine

来电显示给个甜蜜的昵称
lai dian hua xian shi / gei ge tian mi de ni cheng
Your caller ID should have a term of endearment for her

穿着要个性　
chuan zhuo yao ge xing
Dress with attitude

这只是刚刚入门　
zhe zhi shi gang gang ru men
This is just the beginning

接下来你还要会弹琴会写歌会双截棍
jie xia lai ni hai yao hui tan qin hui xie ge hui shuang jie gun
You still need to know how to play the piano, write music and use nunchucks

头脑清楚　不能迷糊　
tou nao qing chu / bu yao mi hu
You must have a clear head / Do not be muddle-headed

我要将你彻底改造 基因重组大变身
wo yao jiang ni che di gai zao / ji yin chong zu da bian shen
I want to give you a total makeover / Re-arrange your genes and change you completely

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The Elected A Time for Emily Lyrics
Arctic Monkeys Diamonds Are Forever (Live At Glastonbury Festival 2007) Lyrics