So you're ten pounds overweight,
And you can't see your toes;
Your b___'s as large as a beachball,
A fact that everyone knows;
Thighs as large as treetrunks,
Big and juicy they say,
So your momma picks you up,
You're gonna diet today!

What am I gonna do?
Stuck in this trap!
Loads of fat all over my body
- HELP!

Diet
I'm so tired
What a riot
Cos I'm on diet

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