Adam Sandler The Peeper Lyrics

singers: The Peeper, The Peeper, whats goin' through his head? woah!

[Leaves rusteling]

Peeper: Climin' the tree. slowly. quietly. lookin' for next branch. found it. got it. windo high. great view. settelin' in. keepin' it quiet. hidden. heart pounding through chest. waiting. lookin' around. nervous. lights on, jackpot, here she is. oh my. no pants. classey. not to tight. walkin around the room. no idea Im here. lovin' it. Rubbin her feet. tough day. relaxin'. hops off bed, goin twards bathroom. shuttin' the door. alone again... waiting. lookin' around. board. pullin' out nippel clips. Painful! ow... but these are a bit.

[door opening]

Bathroom door opens. lovin' it. oooh my.... hairs in a pony tale. she picks up the tv clicker. click

[tv makes noises]

sittin' back. watchin. watchin' her watch. lovin it.

[giggling]

she laughs. ha ha ha. I laugh. oh yea. sharin a moment.

[dog panting]

theres a dog. not good.

[sniffing]

he can smell me. should've showered.

[barking]

barkin. wont leave. oh no, here she comes. stayin motionless. f___in' dogs loosin it.

[window open]

girl: Bud! you be quiet and go home like a good boy.

[dog stops barking and walks off]

Peeper: dosnt see me. she's gorgous. Im grotesque.

[knock]

Peeper: knock at front door! she goes to answer!

[door opens]

Peeper: Its him.... chizzeled features.. they kiss. Im fuming. also hard. hatin' myself. sniffin fingers.

woman: ohhh...

Peeper: she moans! ohhhh! I moan. He looks up. busted. should not have moaned...

[footsteps]

Peeper: he walks toword windo. muscular

man: this guy. gotta be f___in kiddin me

Peeper: full of rage. looking right at me.

man: theres a guy in the tree out here.

Peeper: full of shame.

woman: are you serious?

Peeper: completely worthless. hard as a rock.

man: I see you s___ head! well the cops are comin you sick f___! and if you even think of runnin away Ill bash your f___in' skull with a lead pipe!

Peeper: stayin still. motionless. pretending to be a squirrel.

[squirrel noises]

[dialing]

Peeper: not working. shes calling. dreams shattered

[talking]

Peeper: ultamate humiliation.

[squirt]

Peeper: e__________.

Peeper: yes I do... cant help myself.

[car pulling up and door opening]

cop: L.A.P.D. get down from the tree buddy.

[squirrel noises]

Peeper: trying the squirrel thing again. looking for a nut.

cop: I said get down from there!

Peeper: down I go...

[Slam, slam, slam, slam]

Peeper: Oh!

woman: I hope they put you im for a long time! you need some serious help you a__ hole!

Peeper walking away: I know I do... Its an addiction

cop: lets go big guy, c'mon

Peeper: wifes going to kill me.

cop: dont be doing this s___ mr... nippel clips.

[Peeper slamming into cp car seat]

Peeper: handcuffed... cant sniff fingers...

[door slams and engine warms up]

Peeper: please p___ on me...

cop: yea, this is officer Tyler, everythings under control.

Peeper: PLEASE p___ on me? If somebody could p___ on me, that would be great.

singers: The peeper, belly eaper, hes goin off to jail! WOAH!