What's wrong with the kids these days?
What's wrong with the kids these days?
What's wrong with the kids these days?
What's wrong with the kids?

I'm at the counter at the local video store and I'm picking up the white supremacists h___erotic Frank Miller let's beat those towel-heads classic; 300.

And the two teenagers behind the counter are general ignoring me and one of them is saying, "It's weird, it's weird that that Betty Page video has come out; because I've got that Betty Page T-shirt with Betty page on it!"

And the guy says, "Wow, you've got a Betty page T-shirt?"
And the girl says, "Yeah, but I didn't wear it tonight... because of the blood."

He says, "You got blood on it?"
And she says, "Yeah, you know, when I cut my finger."
And he goes, "Oh right, and I did that really bad bandaging job."
And she laughs and says "Yes"

and he says "wow" except he says it like, "woooow, I'd like to see you again in that Betty Page T-shirt", but instead all he says is "Hey, respect" and then adds "I'd really like a Betty Page T-Shirt".

And she laughs and giggles and says "Ha, It's a girls T-shirt!"

And he says "I'd crash through the gender barrier for a Betty Page T-shirt"

And I'm standing there listening to this, and I'm bored out of my mind. Waiting, waiting, and the only thought that is running through my head is this:

What's wrong with the kids these days?
(?) Like we used to do!
What's wrong with the kids these days?
Like it's a chemical (?)
Like it's (?)
Like it's (?)
Like there's a war somewhere, maybe in your miiind

So, I'm waiting for the bus and there's these two emo kids standing there. Except they're not standing there, they're slouching there, and the look cool and angular. And they're listening to a song by a guy called Patrick.

I know this because they keep saying "Patrick really understands us", you know Emos - they're just the newgoths! Just anorexic goths! Goths who don't have a fat problem, or really bad skin. Goths who have gone to beauty school and who know how to slouch. Not look fat, like goths. Fat goths.

Wow, they just look like three scoops of black icecream on top of eachother slowly melting in the sun. Yes my friends, emos are goths. But you can't tell that to an emo - because they'll cry, run off in the bush and kill themselves.

And I know these two emo kids want to rub their thin white matchstick bodies together and set the world on fire. But they never will, they'll just keep listening to Patrick and occasionally, very occasionally - they'll get down.

What's wrong with the kids these days?
(?) like we used to do!
What's wrong with the kids these days?
Like it's chemical (?)
Like there's a war somewhere (?)
What's wrong with the kids these days?
(?)
What's wrong with the kids these days?
(?)

What's wrong with the kids these days?
(?) like we used to do!
What's wrong with the kids these days?
Like it's chemical (?)
Like there's a war somewhere
Like there's a war somewhere
Like there's a war somewhere
Like there's a war somewhere
Like there's a war somewhere
Like, like, like
Like there's a war somewhere
Like there's a war somewhere
Like there's a war somewhere
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