People can't help but point and laugh
when I proudly show them his photograph
They stare at his obsolete wings
they don't appreciate the songs that he sings
they joke that his pokey proboscis
must get in the way when we kiss
but I don't listen
I can take their flack
It's like water off a flightless birds back
For he is the one who completes me
My 6 foot 4 kiwi

He may not have the voice of a lyer bird
he may not have the strength of a c___
he may have a primitive avian brain
but as everyone knows
he knows loads about rock
and when people that we meet in the street
want to know what his name is
he says hello - my name is alan... brough
He's my imigrant endangered specied
My 6 foot 4 kiwi

He's everything a national emblem should be
if he was a fruit, he'd be green and fuzzy
he should have his own TV series
by 6 foor 4 kiwi
He's really tall and he's from New Zealand...

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