My a__ is getting me down
People laugh behind their hands when I take it into town
It used to be tough and hard-working and strong
But now it is greying and has long since been long past its prime
But it was such a good a__ in its time

Just to rub salt in the wound
My neighbour has an a__ that would make Tatanya swoon
It's so broad that it's almost impossible to straddle
He had to get a custom made saddle

I know that envy's a sin
But his a__ is so muscular while mine is so thin
I know it's immoral to covet
But just one day with his a__, oh God I would love it!

Oh Lord my saviour
Would you do me a favour
I just want an a__ like my neighbour

I want my neighbour's a__
Cos my neighbour has
A real nice a__

My a__ was once strong as an ox
People could easily ride it from dawn until dusk
But it never once balked out a plough
It was hardy and handsome but I'm afraid now a disaster
I've had to put my a__ out to pasture

I should be happy with the a__ that God gave me
To look a gift a__ in the mouth is a sin
I really should look on the bright side
It's such a big job breaking a brand new a__ in

I know that envy is wrong
But my a__ is so pathetic while his is so strong
In the old days my a__ brought me kudos and fame
Now my a__ just brings me shame

Oh Lord, Lord my saviour
Forgive my behaviour
I can't help but covet the a__ of my neighbour

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