Rusty Warren Djr. Demento Lyrics

You know girls, it's great to live in a democracy today, where freedom is everywhere. But girls, we often take this freedom for granted: freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and freedom of action. But you know gals, just because a bunch of men signed that Declaration Of Independence in 1776, doesn't mean that freedom was for men alone. Oh no, you take Tom Jefferson, Ben Franklin, John Hancock - he's a helluva guy for you right there! All these men had wives. They probably had a few broads on the side too. These women wanted freedom just as much as their men did. But gals, I wonder, do we? I think it's time that we women thought about it a bit. Hell, I think it's time we did something about it. So come on, fellow females of the 20th century! Be glad that you're an American! Proclaim your freedom! Stand at attention! Pledge Allegiance! And...

Bounce your b___ies, get into the swing.
Bounce your b___ies, the swing is everything.
Makes no difference if they're big or small,
As long as you - ooh! - give 'em your all.

Bounce your b___ies.
Come on, honey, bounce 'em up and down.
Bounce your b___ies.
Come on, bounce your b___ies, honey. Come on.

Loosen the bra that binds you!
Take it off if you feel like it!
Come on, bounce your b___ies.
Here we go. Doesn't that feel good?
Bounce your b___ies.

You know girls, men aren't the only people in the world today that have something to give, but it sure looks like it sometimes. Just look around you - men stick out all over the place. Big fat cigars. Big fat stomachs. And just where they should stick out - phhbtt! - where is it?!

Yes, girls, we know what we've got, and we know what they're worth. So come on, gals, let's get into the swing of things. Give your b___ies some freedom! All together now!

Bounce your b___ies, let 'em rock 'n' roll.
Nudge your knockers, keep 'em hot and so.
Just admit it, gals, it sure feels great
To feel them swingin', ooh, t__ilate!

Bounce your b___ies.
Come on, bounce 'em up and down, honey.
Bounce your b___ies.
There, look at that gal, she's goin' at it.
Bounce your b___ies.
Oh, doesn't that feel good?
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce,
Bounce your b___ies now!

Bounce your b___ies everybody!