Too Short Pimp Shit Lyrics

Intro: Kokane (Too $hort)

Too Sheezy, (whats up main?)
Playa (for life baby)
You got to go out there
and handle your buisiness (get my money)
Handle yours, playas play on (b____)
n____ thats pimp s___ (b____es gonna pay me)
What you say? (Oh these hoes gon' pay me)
Nothin but the hog in me (nothin but the dog in me baby)
n____ thats pimp s___ (born to mack)
Nothin but the hog in me (thats what I said)

Verse 1: Too $hort
I was born to mack and at a young age
I knew I'd be a real pimp someday
So I practiced my walk, I studied the game
I never been a sucker but I was still lame
Some things never change but my game elevated
When it comes to pimpin hoes I been truly educated
Cause Im so slick, I make hoes turn tricks
Players University, class of '86
And I'm hard on a b____, go ask my first ho
I was 17 then and now I'm 34
I'ma still be a pimp till the day I die
On every street corner, and every high rise
I got the best women that money can buy
When I talk about the game, I never lie
Ask me why that lil girl made her momma cry
You wanna know I'll tell you why, n____

Hook: Kokane (Too $hort)
n____ thats pimp s___ (get that money main)
Nothin but the hog in me (nothin but the dog in me baby)
n____ thats pimp s___ (thats right)
Nothin but the hog in me
(get that money b____, get that money b____)

Verse 2: Too $hort
She got lost and turned out at a young age
I knew she'd be a real ho someday
When she was 10, she was freaky back then
She would let the lil boys rub on her pants
She liked sittin on a grown mans lap
When she was 14, she let em f___ her from the back
For some scratch, she let em hit
Pull up her skirt, and lick on her c___
Lil fine a__ b____, with some big ol' t__s
Made her first pimp rich with that good s___
But at the age of 26 she's an old ho
She don't really look that good no mo'
But she could make a trick c__ in a minute
Anything you want you can get it
Anything you pay for, she'll earn
Give her some money, she'll take your sperm, n____

Hook: Kokane (Too $hort)
n____ thats pimp s___ (get your money girl, get that money girl)
Nothin but the hog in me (nothin but the dog in me b____)
n____s thats pimp s___ (pimp s___, yea, fa sho)
Nothin but the hog in me
(Oh you know pimpin is the oldest profession)

Verse 3: Too $hort
He used to give the girls his lunch money when he was young
For a kiss on the cheek, he thought it was fun
I knew he'd be a real trick one day
Lettin girls ride his bike, let 'em win when they play
He was soft, and females made him week
When you got no game, the only way to make a freak
Is to pay em, and thats what he grew up and did
He won't lie, ask him what he do for a b____
Spend cash, just to get some a__
He tried to marry a ho, but the s___ didn't last
He broke the golden rule, I hope he never tried
His own wife, own house, and he still had to die
Thats f___ed up, but thats the life of a trick
Be a sucker for a b____ and she'll suck your d___
I know he loves her, I don't doubt him
She pulled out his money, said "I love things about him"

Hook: Kokane (Too $hort)
n____ thats pimp s___ (pimp s___)
Nothin but the hog in me (nothin but the dog in me baby)
n____ thats pimp s___ (get that money girl, get ya money b____)
It's nothin but the hog in me
n____ thats pimp s___
Nothin but the hog in me