Admiral:
This is Admiral b_____ to base camp,
it seems the Stormtroopers have gone on strike
and I have no experience with this type of s___.
Who should I call for help?

Vader:
It's the V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!)
We constructed the Death Star!
With my slick suede suit that's black like tar,
f___ing you up no matter who you are!

Palpatine:
Tell the m_________ers 'bout the sheer Dark Side!
Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by!
And we'll beat the Rebels 'cause their skills ain't s___!

Vader:
I need my TIE Fighter, zig-zag, stay lit!

Yoda:
Oh, s___! Yoda on the scene,
900 year fiend smoking Dagobah green!
b____es on my tip, like Lando on liquor.

Lando:
Ah, you're just jealous 'cause my black d___'s thicker.

Chewbacca:
*Wookie yell*

Lando:
Yo! Tell 'em Chewie, last night
I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me.

Luke:
Shut the f___ up man! Leia's my sister!
The only thing you're getting is a beat-off blister.

Ben Kenobi:
Luke! Use the force before
intercourse, but Luke!
Don't forget! b____es ain't nothing but hos and tricks!

(Ohh!)

Luke:
Obi-Wan, I'm the top gun! (top gun)
But you're the one hotter than both suns!
Vader ain't s___, his head's cut up and split!
He's slower than the first Pentium chip!

(Dark Side!)
Vader:
The one brings it worse to this f___ing universe.

(Rebels!)
Luke:
You know we'll f___ing win, 'cause we'll fight to the end!

(Dark Side!)
Palpatine:
I can feel the anger dwelling within you!

(Rebels!)
Yoda:
You also feel Vader's d___ in you. b_____!

*Incoherent Huttese Jabba rap*

Han Solo:
Jabba, you ain't nothing but a fat-a__ slug!
Fake gold chains? You sorry-a__ thug!
Sittin' in your palace with your blue-headed w____,
trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone falling*

C3PO:
Oh, my, goodness gracious me!
I'm a gay man's golden fantasy!
Programmed for h___-ecstasy,
ten million forms of gay positioning.
For my golden shower, you must pay a fee,
but R2-D2 gives it up for free. *R2-d2 squeaks*
R2-D2, watch your language!
Always having s__ with robotic strangers!

Jar Jar Binks:
Meesa like to drink and smoke all night!
Meesa like to fight and f___a yo wife.
Meesa no care 'cause meesa so dumb.
Meesa will f___ you with me tongue.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna c__!

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