Stephen Lynch Best Friends Song Lyrics

Mark: I like my toast b___ered
Stephen: and I'll take mine dry

Mark: I dig the Beatles
Stephen: I'm a Stones kinda guy

Mark: I have fine taste
Stephen: and I like things cheap

Mark: I wanna stay up all night
Stephen: I just wanna sleep, with your sister

Mark: I love the sunshine
Stephen: and I wanna nail your sister

Mark: I like Julia Roberts movies
Stephen: just wanna f___ the s___ out of your sister
and Tyke you would rule
if you'd say its cool
I'd go pick her up at her junior high school
yeah your sister
yeaaahhhhhh
I wanna f___ your sister
wanna f___ her in her f___ing face, f___ing stick it in her f___ing eyeball, and a__
and just c__ all over her chin
well I'd stick my fist in her v_____
and I'd move it around and then I'd move it to her a__hole
it'd be so f___ing great
I'd nail her
I wanna f___ your sister!