Eminem 4 Verses Lyrics

It's only fair to warn I was born with a set of horns
and metaphors attatched to my d___ umbilical cord
Warlord of rap that'll bash you with a 2x4 board
And smash into your Honda accord with a four-door Ford
But I'm more toward droppin' an a Cappella
that'll chop a fella to mozzarella worse than a helicopter propeller
Got you locked in a cellar,
With your skeleton showin, developin' anorexia
While I'm standin' next to ya,
Eatin' a four-course meal watchin' ya starve to death
With an IV in your vein feedin' you liquid Darvocet.
Pumpin you full of drugs, pull the plugs
On the gunshot victims full of bullet slugs
Who were picked up in an ambulance and driven
To Receiving with their a__es ripped outta they pants and given
A less than 20 percent chance of livin'
Have a possible placement as a hospital patient
Storin' the dead bodies in grandma's little basement
Dr. Kevorkian has arrived
to perform an autopsy on you while you scream,
"I'm still alive!"
Driving a rusty scalpel
in through the top of your scalp
And pullin' your Adam's apple out through your mouth
Better call the fire department
I've hired an arson to set fire to your carpet
And burn up your entire apartment
I'm a liar to start s___
Got your bith wrapped around my d___ so tight
you need a crowbar to pry her apart with
m_________er.
Slim Shady, b____. Recognize.

Met a r_____ed kid named Greg with a wooden leg
s_____ed it off and beat him over the f___in' head with the peg
Go to bed with the keg wake up with the 40
Mixed up with Alka Seltzer and Formula 44D
f___ an acid tab I'll strap the whole sheet to my forehead
Wait until it absorbed in and fell to the floor dead
No more said case closed end of discussion
I'm blowin up like spontaneous human combustion
Leaving you in the aftermath of holocaust and traumas
Cross the bombas
We blowin up your house killing your parents
and coming back to get your foster mommas
And I'm as good at keeping a promise as Nostradamus
Cause I aint making no more threats
I'm doing drivebys in tinted Corvettes on Vietnam war vets
I'm more or less sick in the head
Maybe more cause I smoked crack
today, yesterday, and the day before
Saboteur
Walk the block with a labrador
Strapped with more corral for war than El Salvador
Foul style galore
Verbal cow manure
Coming together like the eyebrow on Al B. Shore
m_________er

It's like this and like that and like this
It's like this and like that and like this

I'm the illest rapper to hold a cordless
Patrolling corners
Looking for hookers to punch in the
mouth with a roll of quarters
I'm meaner in action
Than Rosco beating James Tart Senior
And smackin his back with vacuum cleaner attachments
I grew up in the wild hood
As a hazardous youth
With a f___ed up childhood
That I use as an excuse
And ain't s___ changed
I kept the same mindstate
Since the third time that I failed 9th grade
You probably think that I'm a negative person
Don't be so sure of it
I don't promote violence I just encourage it
I laugh at the sight of death
As I fall down a cement flight of steps
And land inside a bed of spider webs
So throw caution to the wind
You and a friend can jump off of a bridge
And if you live, do it again
s___, why not? Blow your brain out
I'm blowing mine out
f___ it, you only live once you
might as well die now

Yo, yo, yo, yo
My mom sent me up to the store with a food stamp
For a pack of cigarettes and a book at the news stand
Two dudes ran up and jumped out of a blue van
I looked down at the ground and picked up a huge wrench
I swung it at the first dude
The other one with him
Seen it snap so fast
It look like it broke before it hit him
So he tried to rush
I swept his legs, pinned him and bit him
He came back with 6 or 7 dudes screamin "Get him!"
I grabbed one, lit him on fire, pinned him and bit him
The next f__got gave me his shoes like they didn't fit him
One by one, I just kept droppin' em in the rhythm
Then I woke up, swingin' in the middle of the kitchen

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