Saosin Crap Rap Lyrics

Yo DJ emo Push the m____fuckin b___on
What b___on you talkin about?
b____, you know the m____fuckin b___on
you push it everyday, big ol' round blue thang.
n____ you crazy.
(Fart)
Look n____ my eyes are watering.
My a__ is talking. I don't know that im doing
you hurry up and push that b___on before I get
p___ed off n____ push the b___on.
Alrite n____ I got the b___on.
Yippee ya yo m____fuckas
this is Shawny Dryhump(?) From a long hard night.
Oh s___, oh s___, oooh s___
and here I go
Heres a little story on why I like it dry
when my daddy showed me this it made me wanna cry
I was only 5 and he was really drunk
mommy had just left him so he crawled into my bunk
he said "Give it to me or else ill kill your mom" (mommy)
im so glad I did it cuz baby, it's the bomb.
My virgin a__hole, oooaaah f___ yeah daddy
now im all grown with hair all on my sack
and all I ever think about is men up in my crack
j__zin in my hole and when I felt a fart (stinky)
I love it when my boyfriend licks it up, spread the cheeks apart.
Ooh yeah oooh yeah you should get that on video.
Oh Oh Eee come on baby give me that meat oh oh eee
oh oh Eee come on baby give me that meat (give me that meat you little b____)
oh oh eee (give me that sweet meat)
Says who.
Little n____ ?? Couldnt make it today.
So me and shawn are feelin, we'd like to say Hey!
?? a little b____,
well hes my little stallion we have naked battles and he rams my battalion.
he might be short but the b______ can wrestle.
he rips my clothes off and pins me in the a__hole.
Ooh s___, oh me, oh my!
remember when that f__got squirted yogurt in your eye.
Oh yeah it was great till I fell down the stairs.
My a__hole bled all over your favorite underwear.
Haha he haha ho
god d___it, s___ could I go for a blow!
I really have a craving for some stinky man chowda
put it in my stinky star, I swear ill scream louda.
Will do
All you men from front to back
wave your hands and get down on your knees
drop your pants and slap that a__
a___ s__, yes please!
All you men from front to back
wave your hands and get down on your knees
Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up
Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up
And again y'all
Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up
Get it, get it boys slap it, spank it, grease it up
All together now,
Get it (for me) , slap it (for me), spank it (for me dawg) , grease it up
Get it. Get it boy
Hey, hey yall n____s better step back
alrite , this is chris-a-licious up in this house (get it boy)
this house!(You get that boy) Holla!
so step the f___ back cuz yall n____s are wack (Booyah!)
Im not gay but my boyfriend is.
Hes a buff a__ n_____ with sum tasty a__ j__z.
I like you sweet a__, rub it on my face,
and when I say sweet I meant sweet to the taste.
A nasty n____ with a___ on my mind.
I'll impress you with my dancing then ill sneak up from behind.
Ill give you a stick, and you wont turn back.
cuz all you girls v_____s are crazy smelly wack.
So Get it, slap it, spank it, and grease it up.
Cuz baby I aint kidding when I say, when I say,
when I say, "I wanna f___!"
My rod of pleasure will probe your insides.
I'll rob you of your dignity but you wont run and hide.
So come inside, take a suckle of my forest,
or step back hetero and make room for the chorus.
Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up
All together now
Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up
Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up
Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up
Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up
Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up
grease it up, grease that s___ up you silly b____.
You better give me that fat c___. Aaahhh