Performed by Adam Sandler

Put your arms around me baby
Can't you see I need you so
Hold me close against your skin
I'm about to begin
Lovin' you

Spit on your hand and stroke my c___
At a medium pace
Play with my b____ and tell me
How big they are
Honey, rub your beaver
Up and down my face
Sit on the corner of the bed
And watch me whack off

You see that shampoo bottle
Now stick it up my a__
Push it in and out
At a medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend's d___
And how big it was
Now shave off my p___s
And punch me in the face
Whoa darlin'
Make me push my d___ and b____
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman
And take my picture to show
All the people you work with

Now pull up my s______
And take the shampoo bottle
Out of my a__
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
And watch me whack off

Strap on a d____
And make me give you head
Tell me to slow down
And do it at a medium pace
I feel so humiliated
I'm about to blow my load
You tell me it's time to make love
But now I can't
'Cause I spewed all over myself
Then you look into my eyes
And you realize
How much I enjoy lovin' you
I'm so sorry I s____ed on my stomach
Maybe next time I'll be better at lovin' you

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