A wet suit rash, tight pants re-hash
Oh, I forgot to wipe
It's warm outside, a pony ride
A drive across the country side

A side of flan, a marathon
The pork's a little rare
Blueberry tarts, then come wet farts
The chaffing in my derriere

Bull leg strut, monkey b___
Bull leg strut, monkey b___
You know what chaps my hide
Riding bikes when it's hot outside
Isn't that f___ed
I sure feel like a schmuck
When people scream look at him
Monkey b___ has set in
A rash around my p_____
My b____ and b___

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