Tom Smith O Holey Knight Lyrics

Oh, holey knight,
The stars be shining brightly,
Me be see them shining through
that hole in your chest.

You dodge-ed left,
but dint see what came right-ly,
Wish there was a standard issue
Jedi Kevlar Vest.

Darth Maul, he dance,
He be celebrating,
You with his lance,
He be perforating.

Fall on your knees,
Oh, hear the forceful voices,
O Knight Qui-Gon,
Oh, knight, you bought the farm.
O Knight Qui-Gon,
O Knight Qui-Gon.

Saber of light,
the Force make strong its beaming,
With glowing strokes,
It takes off people's heads.

So red the light
Of Darth, who's always scheming,
To meet a nice man
And make him so deads.

The Jedi of Jedis,
Yoda, who talks stranger
Than even me,
He warn-ed of the danger

Truly he taught the
Jedi to protect folks
Keep law and love life
And uphold the peace.

But he forgot to
Have Jedi respect folks,
Busybody mind tricks
Without a moment's cease.

Jedi and Sith,
Beating up each other,
Here I am, oh, brother,
Caught between.

Fall on your knees,
Oh, hear the forceful voices,
O Knight Qui-Gon,
Oh, knight, you cacked and gone.
O Knight Qui-Gon,
O Knight Qui-Gon.

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