Irish Drinking Song Ugly Woman Lyrics

ALL: Ohhhhh, Aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di
WAYNE: Once when I was celebrating
BRAD: I went to bed
COLIN: I had too much to drink
RYAN: I woke up to an ugly head
WAYNE: She turned over
BRAD: And I saw her face
COLIN: I screamed in surprise
RYAN: And I sprayed her with mace!
ALL: Ohhh, Aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di
BRAD: I jumped 'round and run away
COLIN: And put on all my clothes
RYAN: And then I ran from the house
WAYNE: I hit her, I do suppose
BRAD: But she chased right after me
COLIN: She got into her car
RYAN: She didn't get there
WAYNE: She looked like Jamie Farr!
ALL: Ohhh, Aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di
COLIN: Although she was so ugly
RYAN: I took her anyway
WAYNE: I used her to scare children away
BRAD: What the hey?
COLIN: Boy, it really worked good
RYAN: I remember that day
WAYNE: That I took her to the dog park
BRAD: And said, "What the hey?"
ALL: Ohhh, Aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di
RYAN: I tried to forget it
WAYNE: I tried to drink a lot
BRAD: Because she was so ugly
COLIN: She needed an ink spot
RYAN: Then the day would come again
WAYNE: That I'd meet her
BRAD: I was so scared
COLIN: It looked like someone had beat 'er
ALL: Ohhh, Aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di
Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-deeee-diiii-deeee-diiiiii!