Beefy Whitesican Lyrics

Yes
Whoo hoo
*Mexican noise*
That didn't sound Mexican at all.
Very true
But please rest a__ured that I am half Mexican
d___ right!
Whitesican if you will
And I will
d___, listen to that beat
It's like J-Lo should be singing right now
*Quick Mexican noise*

True, you may not believe me
But I'm Whitesican it's easy
To confuse me with another white guy walking down the street
True, you may not believe me
But I'm Whitesican it's easy
To confuse me with another white guy walking down the street

So what did I do to deserve this white skin?
No one believes that I'm half Mexican.
So I show them pictues of my family like every single day!
And they don't believe me neither
Why would I lie about being a beaner?
But its ok cause i get benefits from the U.S. government
Better chance of getting a scholarship
And they won't deport me to the mothership
That so many have been calling the country of Mexico

Now everyone will point the finger
At me because I said the word "beaner"
But no one gets mad at the black people who say the N word all the time!
Can't I just eat a tortilla?
Without everyone getting meaner
If my dad were just Mexican
Man, everything whould be much easier
One side calls me Big Bambino
While the other just calls me Mijo
All this this nonsense is making me go insane extremely rapidly!

No, I'm not playing pretend
To all my friends this is who I am
And there is not a reason
I would ever need to appologize
My nickname is Beefy
And my mom's is Mikki
We share a special bond even though we look nothing alike
So to all those out there
All the umbres and mujeres
Please just realize that I'm only trying to be myself

True, you may not believe me
(Believe me)
But I'm Whitesican it's easy
(It's easy)
Yeah.
White guy walking down the street