Beefy Feeling Studly [an intro] Lyrics

Hello friends, I'm back again. Back on the mic again.
I've heard that you've been lonely so I'm here to be your friend again.
Beefyness with the nerd. EP in 2005.
Dorkier than actors in commercials for DeVry
Swear to God if at least 2000 people don't download this,
I'm gonna punch and kick kids.
Always gonna be the fat kid who raps and sings
Cause like (Kathy) Griffin I like doughy things, fried things, and sugar things.
I have many enemies, but I'm pretty sure
That I'm the only one who can see them.
And you don't want to meet them, trust me miss.
Cause they're the ones that talked me into this.
Nerdcore s___.
Well anyway, my name is Keith Alan Moore.
And I just wanna let you know that I've come to be your buddy.
I'm also known as Beefy, right now I'm feeling studly.

Yo, this is Beefy on the microphone.
Here to tell ya about the places that I'm gonna go.
Making sure every single person knows my name,
And if you looked as hot as me you'd do the same.
And you can mock me just as much as you'd like
But you do it from a keyboard, I cause ya fright.
Feeling studly baby, it's a state of mind.
Whitesican is old now. I'm gonna own this time.

Well I'm the only without the MC prefix.
In nerdcore hip-hop there's rarely a remix
Featuring the likes of Puff Daddy or Dr. Dre.
I was invited to the rap game, but I couldn't play.
Keith is pretty lame. Say what you will.
But I will post those pics of you posing like Buffalo Bill
If you p___ off this fatty
Change my last name to Mars, asking you, "Who's your daddy?"
Excuse me party people, while I got your attention,
There's a little thing that I'd like to mention.
Name is Beefy and I'm from Washington State.
Whitesican with nerd rhymes, don't discriminate.
300 plus pounds and I'm broke as hell.
Gonna rob a bank and wind up in a 5 by 6 cell.
I don't even like rap, but I can't stop since
WHITE KIDS LOVE HIP-HOP!