Emergency Pizza Party Dramanet Lyrics

MC wreckshin:
whats with these people on myspace
they always be up in myface
they always be
messagin me
always sayin'
are you really mc wreckshin?
im like
come on b____
im not famous
im a m____fuckin gangsta, i'll pop a cap in your a___
so dont mess with me
or soon you'll see
majin wreckshin
and his fatal fury
if I didnt accept your add
dont be p___ed
dont be mad
you werent dissed
its probally because
your a little b____
you gotta be coooool
to go on my buddy list

Sir-Up:
What's up with these peeps
On vampire freaks
Tryin to be all hardcore geeks
Always thinking they're vampire elites
But they ain't nothing, but crust from my b___ cheeks
Tryin constant to leave me a comment
b____ shut up I'll summon bohamet
He'll cook up an omelet a devastating dish
that'll give you the s___s
And I'll make you hold it in like you're takin a hit

What is this a m____fuckin' comment?
Alright b____ you just got lucky come give Sir-Up a f___y and a sucky
Hmmmmm...

f___y, sucky, d___ you's lucky
Funny little wanna be vampires
you ain't nothin but emotional disasters
and EPP gonna be your masters

Betty Rebel:

myspace is wack
b____es always on sneak attack
that s___ is more addicting than crack
how many fellas you know
mad fronting online
searching for some stupid ho's
you be that girl who meets boys on the internet
and you slept with him
how f___ing shady, didn't know he had a lady...

MC wreckshin and Sir-up:

this is dramanet dramanet
I know a girl named Bernadette!
Dramanet dramanet we's know a girl named Bernadette!

Betty Rebel:

emails are flamin'
too much complainin'
no lovin'
only hatin'

MC wreckshin:

my buddy list be
more jam packed
than a bourgeoisie
filled with more bullshit
than mtv
I can deal with most people
to a tolerable degree
most of em are freaks
with insanity pleas
they make me wanna eat
fruit of poisonous trees
wait a minute
I cant eat that
its illegaly obtained evidence
from an online chat
so chill out b____es, its only the internet
yall need to smoke a marijuana cigarette
try chatting online without becoming upset
lamers refrain from using ascii character sets
stop trying to maintain your virtual pets
stop using cyberspace as a silhouette
all your brains must have a glitch
I make technology my m____fuckin b____

Sir-Up:

So dark so dreary
So pale so puny
So freaky so geeky
So goth so gloomy
So relatively spooky

A freak a geek I'll punch you in the cheek
Your jaw it's raw I'll cut you with my saw
You see the scar you bettah know my law
Is that a fact I'll jack you with my gat
You see what I mean I'll kick you in the spleen
d___ that's mean I fight so unclean
They want sir stew they got sir brew
A brew a stew a tagteam crew
Gangers bangers we'll hit you with our hangers

Betty Rebel:

unsuspecting girl meets boy
just a p___ in his game
your his little toy
he's a mass criminal
with an evil ploy
and you start getting weird phone calls
some women claiming you sucked her boyfriend's b____
trying to avoid your inner obsession
this conversation you ain't digestin'
cause your pukin' up words with no meaning
and your blasting words online about his little "peeney"

ladies...

don't be so naive
you better check yourself
cause your actin' like a m_________in skeez
and you needz to get up on deez... NUTS

MC wreckshin and Sir-up:

this is dramanet dramanet
I know a girl named Bernadette!
Dramanet dramanet we's know a girl named Bernadette!