Redman A Day of Sooperman Lover Lyrics

[Intro:]
[Guy 1] Look! Up in the sky!
[Guy 2] It's a bird...
[Guy 3] It's a plane!
[Guy 4] Hee hee hee hee, naw! It's Sooperman Lover, baby!

[Kid] Daddy, Daddy! Would you please tell me a story?
[Daddy] Alright, get over here and sit yo big a__ down,
Lemme tell you about the Sooperman Lover...

[Redman]
Ayo, I was out to lunch and s___, puffin' on a blunt to get my head wrecked
Boogie'n to my walkman with an 'S' on my chest (Bust a move!)
Yes I'm a Superhero, don't forget
I smoke mad n____s so to hell with cigarettes
But anyway, let's get back to this skit
You know who the f___ I am so git off that ol' bull-SHUCKS
Lunchtime was up, (f___!!)
Let me jet, Or I'll collect unemployment bucks
On the way back, Jack, I spotted this object, a stray cat
Stuck in a tree with a tag that says that:
'If found, please return to this address'
(How did you see it?) n____! Wit my X-Ray eye set!
Like "Pchoooooooww!"
I jetted to the closest phone-booth
Quick flash, I dipped into my Sooperlover suit...

[Interlude:]
I can leap tall buildings
In a single bound...

BOOOM!!!!
Right through the f___in' phone-booth ceiling!
(IT'S A PLANE!)
Naw, Sooperman Lover's the name
I can slam King-Kong and pick up freight trains
On a mission, to save this cat that was wishin'
He was in his litter watchin' Fritz on channel 6'n
Relaxin, feet c___ed-up just a little
with a cod c___tail and a bowl of tender vittles
I s_____ed him, took off through the air like a pigeon
Quick so he won't start meowin' and b____in'
The letter in cat's tag address said 'The Projects'
(Elevator's broke!) so I had to take the back steps
(Knock, knock) the doors opened, then my eyes swole
from this BADASS DAME (d___!) sippin' a quart of 'Old Gold'
"Yo, is this your cat?"
"He was stuck in a tree, around Uptown Manhattan"
"Well how the hell did you save him? Are you Police/Undercover?"
"Naw baby, the 'S' on my chest stands for:"

[Chorus:]
Sooperman Lover (Yeah!)
They call him the Sooperman Lover
Something wrong...
Something wrong, indeed
Something wrong. Yes, yes indeed...

She was grateful, lookin' for ways to repay me
No money, a donut, and some..uhm coffee maybe?
Of course what kind to show that I thank you?
Make my donut Jelly and my coffee Sanka
We sat, unhooked the cape from the back
She felt my arms 'cause my pythons looked stacked
"g______, Sooperlover! Yo s___ looks thick
Tell me, how strong are you with muscles like this?
(you bad m_________er!)"

{I'm stronger than a locomotive}

I'll keep hittin ya like Rocky
She dashed to the room and came back with a (?)
Negligee, high-heeled shoes wit' a blunt in her mouth
Ready to roll up, hey hold up, she had the dollar fold(ed) up
To mix the c__e with the smoke, yo she was no joke
She took a sniff, some got on her top lip
That b____ stuck out her tongue and gave her top lip a lick and said:
"Here baby, hit it"
"Naw baby, I ain't wit' it
You'd need more than a body
To make me wanna sniff that s___!"
But I'll hit the blunt so she took out her fronts
Cracked the philly, opened the bag and laid out the skunk
Then I took a long pull it was hype, outtasite
She ran into the bedroom so I cracked my pants for head room
Later, tossed the covers and oh, brother! I was wit' it
Ready to hit it asked my d___, "YO, WHASSUP GEE?"
"Yo, that s___'s thick"
Licked her down her belly and kissed her on her back
Stuck my hands betewwn the legs and I felt the bozack(!)
As big as mine (YO!), this b____ must be craze,
So I threw my suit on and I was Swayze...
'Cause I'm the:

[Chorus]