www.dblfstudios.com Lawrencium Lyrics

Lawrence!
Yeah Ma?
Tell the nice people how you were made.
Oh, Ma...Lawrence!

Well...One day at the Berkeley Labr'atry
some fuzzy headed foreigners came up with me
first they took three milligrams
of isotopes of Californi-am
bombarded it with Boron, more and more
in a heavy ion linear accelerator
the transmutation 'came electrically charged
then collected on conveyer tape made of Copper
the tape was moved in order to place
the collected atoms to a different s___e
with detectors. Then the team reported 'bout me
an isotope measure'n a hundred and three
and in this matter by my decay
the team was able to proudly say...

Lawrencium!