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Flash! Scientists at the Dog Ball Landfill National
Research Laboratories have announced that one of their
leading scientists, Dr. Denis Ununquadium, has been
promoted to lead the new synthetic development team
after the untimely death of the previous team leader.
Says Dr. Ununquadium, "I just hope we can get some
freedom up in here." Sources say the research team
has been training for s___e flight in order to set up
a research facility not subject to the laws of
gravity, centripetal force, or the FDA.

I am Dr. Denis Ununquadium
and no man is an island of stability
with my slide rule and my protractor
working out magic number theory
in nuclear physics the number of nucleons
be they neutrons or be they protons
such that they are arranged into shells
will help me get my chemistry ons
theoretical calculations of nuclei
more stable against nuclear decay
unlike predecessors are deformed
but sceptics say it wont work this way

but I say it will,
for I am Dr. Denis Ununquadium