Too Short Choosin' Lyrics

[Jazze Pha]
Ladies and gentlemen [Whoa]
I'd like to introduce y'all
To somebody you already know
A Mac, A Man
$hort Dizzle

[Chorus]
Short enough to get chose tonight
Ridin' my leather and wood, hey
Hit the door I feel dynamite
And all the fly girls lookin' so good, choosin'
You choosin' aint he [Go ahead daddy]
You choosin' aint he [Go ahead daddy]
You choosin' aint he [Go ahead daddy]
You choosin' aint he [Go ahead daddy]

[Too $hort]
I'm slammin' Cadillac doors
White drop top wit the brand new vogues
Laced rolex still spittin' the flows
How can I retire still pimpin' the hoes
Suited from my head to my toes
Player got some money
You can tell by the clothes
Why they call me Too $hort
No one knows
Cuz when I pull it grows, and it grows, and it grows [Ooh Wee]
I told her "Get in the car"
Passed her the dro
She was hittin' it hard
But don't jump in my car trynna check out the ride
If you don't need a little s__ in yo life

[Chorus]

[Too $hort]
I left and came back in the Benz
"Who's that n____?" she was askin' her friends
They didn't answer so she asked again
"It's Too $hort baby that mackin' a__ pimp"
I came wit my girl but I still don't care
Light skin s__y wit some real long hair
I like 'em wit the big 'ol b___s
Say "what's up" and then dig in her guts [What's up ho?]
She shook my hand
Slipped me her number
But I don't have to sneak
Just keep things on the under
It's all out and clear when I'm doin' my thang
And I'm always true to the game

[Chorus]

[Jagged Edge]
All eyes on me
Soon as I stepped in the club [sippin']
Got a bottle, lots of models standin' on stuck
Pocket full of money and stuff
That's the way we do it when you off in the club wit me
$hort and J.E. P-I-M-P
Two of the baddest in the history
You mad cuz we straight to the V.I.P
Plus yo girl keeps choosin' me
I might not be number one but I'm a definite stunna
You might catch me in the club on a come up
And don't hate me when you see them hoes run up
Cuz we be ridin' wit the toast no b___er
I'm just trynna cut all the little cut up
All these broads just straight up choosin'
$hort and twin can't be no loosin'
A couple back shots
Girl I'm cruisin' somethin' yeah

[Chorus] til end

[Jazze Pha] -=talking=-
This is a Jazze Phizzle producshizzle, uh huh
$hort Dizzle, huh-huh
$hort Denzel
Cuz we bout to drive the hoes crazy on this one [Crazy Daddy] whoo!
Pull a big Cybil Shepherd type [oooh wee]
Ya smell me, oh boy
We gon' take this to Hollow Denzel
Thissle [Oh Boy]
Look at them twins