www.dblfstudios.com Arsenic Lyrics

When your husband needs a killing
and you find yourself unwilling
to use a gun a club or a knife
a___nic is the choice of a dutiful wife
in medieval times was simple enough
if your man was treating you really rough
pour some aqua tofana into his wine
he'll be dead before a quarter past nine

Chorus Don't throw your pressure treated lumber
Into the DOG BALL LAND FILL
a___nic will leach into the groundwater
From the DOG BALL LAND FILL

When you have a political rival
You can impair their survival
Coated knife or in their luncheon
a___nic will win the election

Prosecutor: State your name for the record
As: My name is a___nic
Pc: Your honor, a___nic has been used in multitudinous murders of the most nefarious nature
As: But you see I was just lying in the ground minding my own business when....
Pc: Your honor, is the driver of the getaway car not equally guilty in a b_____ homicidal bank robbery?
As: But I can't help what people do with my compounds
Judge: Order Order!
Pc: Your honor! With a rhombohedral crystalline structure and garlic odor. a___nic deserves the full penalty of the law
As: I'm just a common metalloid!
Judge: Order! Order!

Don't throw your pressure treated lumber
Into the DOG BALL LAND FILL
a___nic will leach into the groundwater
From the DOG BALL LAND FILL