There are things on earth that are uncommon
like sixty five Mustangs and Tutankhammen
or a reliable mechanic or Boris Beckers
but the rarest thing according to Guiness book of
records

is Astatine

Of Halogens it is the heaviest
Of half-lives it is the breviest
Only a teaspoon exists on our planet
ten miles beneath shale, limestone, and granite

is Astatine

True love is more common than me
struck by lighting is more likely you see
so don't act like you've been smoking cracktive
just 'cause I have no use and I'm radioactive

I'm Astatine

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