My name is Olaf Olafson
from the land of scandium
that transition metal that makes our hearts beat proud

as one who pilliages and rapes
I need a metal that is lightweight
one that puts my enemies beneath their death shroud

Scandium is great for tricks
side arms and lacross sticks
alloys for missles and the aerospace industry

but like the nordic viking folk
Scandium's more rare than herpes jokes
though its essential for vapor lamps that let you see

Scandium beneath norweigen fjords
as common as videos of Tracy Lords
Scandium under Swedish woods
for high performance sporting goods

aarrr...scandium

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