My name is Einsteinium
a transuranic product
of the tests that made the H bomb
if you bombard Plutonium
with a bunch of neutrons
it is certain that I'll come along

Einsteinium 'tis all in the numbers

a super short half-life
I have no known use
named during Operation Ivy
but Albert and I
we're of the same mold
'cuz it's all in the numbers for me

Einsteinium 'tis all in the numbers

E equals M C squared
I'm number ninety nine
the same as the number of bottles of beer on the wall
or Nina Hagan's Red Balloons
or the great one Gretzky
whose jersey hangs in the fame of hockey hall

Einsteinium 'tis all in the numbers

nineteen radioisotopes
divorced in 1919
atomic weight two hundred fifty two
which is nineteen times thirteen
and then five more than that
brings good old Einsteinium to you

Einsteinium 'tis all in the numbers

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