free from the sand earth ore monazite
with my sources xenotime and euxanite

my sesquioxide is called erbia
i hate when i'm covered in suburbia
discovered in Ytterby, Sweden
"I know some classified Navy s___ about Erbium..."

for 280 KilaJoules I'll vaporize a mole
bring the 3141 Kelvin to boil

my sesquioxide is called erbia
i hate when i'm covered in suburbia
discovered in Ytterby, Sweden
"I know some classified Navy s___ about Erbium..."

may I stimulate your metabolism
with my 1550 nm wavelength
for optical communications
I am a rare earth metal sensation

"Hay...hey, man, you wanna beta decay?
A little electron capture?"

"No way...? We can make some Thulium?"

"Yeah, man...a little anhydrous chloride...a little
potassium vapor. Fire it up, and its..."

"Pure erbium..."
"Hell yeah..."

Oh s___ its the IUPAC they're totally after our erbium

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