I don't mind being an Alkali metal
I don't mind having the lowest electronegativity
I don't mind being the second rarest element
But being named after France is offensive to me

soooo...
Don't call me Francium call me Freedomium
you do it with freedom fries and with freedom dressing
so won't you give me your freedom blessing
you do it with freedom bread and freedom dips
so come on and give me a freedom kiss
and don't call me Francium call me Freedomium

I don't mind being radioactive
I don't mind a single valence electron
but to be a__ociated with the Champs 'l Eses
makes me want to get my postal on

soooo...
Don't call me Francium call me Freedomium
you do it with freedom fries and with freedom dressing
so won't you give me your freedom blessing
you do it with freedom bread and freedom dips
so come on and give me a freedom kiss
and don't call me Francium call me Freedomium

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