Primus Poetry And Prose Lyrics

I ain't one for poetry, aint' one for prose. ain't one for the scent of a sping-time rose.
But the is one face that I do know, I sure get a kick out of that beavis and b___-head show.

Other day I turn my tv on, and guess what I do see?
Two crazy-a__ cartoon sunsabitches staring on back at me.
Said what the hell's this, and ler said boy, dont' you know?
The whole world's gone crazy over that there beavis and b___-head show.

Talk about couch fishing, now I could go for that.
I could go for frog baseball, but I be inclined to use a cat!
On comedy, I'm a stooges man. I like larry, curly and moe.
But now and then a get a chuckle watchin' the beavis and b___-head show.

Stone-temple pearlvana chain, now there's a helluva band.
They got that original sound that's sweepin' 'cross the land.
Ain't no zz top though, now that's the band for me.
If I had my way mtv'd play just them and ac/dc.

I ain't nothing special, I'm your average kinda man.
I like a frosted barley pop and I drink 'em outta the can!
I don't give a rat's a__ about poetry and not a d___ 'bout prose.
I sure get a kick outta them beavis and b___-head shows.

b___head: hey beavis...
Beavis: what?
b___head: I was just like...thinking and stuff...it was pretty cool.
Beavis: yeah, I'm gonna try that.
b___head: tv is cool...
Beavis: yeah, yeah, tv rules....it rules! yeah...
b___head: hey beavis...i heard that pretty soon, they're gonna have, like, 500 channels.
That's gonna be cool.
Beavis: really? that would be cool.
b___head: you know what would be really cool, though? if like, one of the channels didn't suck.
Beavis: yeah, but, like, if one of them didn't suck, why would you need the other...um...
Three hundred and twenty-seven?
b___head: because, you know all those tv shows that suck? it's like, you gotta put them
Somewhere! you can't put 'em on the cool channel!
Beavis: yeah, yeah! they should call it the cool channel!