Afro Man Afro Man - Colt 45 Lyrics

[Afroman]
Wait a minute man
Hey check this out man tell it
It was this blind man right, it was this blind man right
He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right, hey
He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'
He stopped he took a deep breath he said
Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies, ha
You like that s___ man
Hey man Ive got a gang of that s___ man
Hey I'll tell you what
We'll all have a good time
We'll pull on the drug
And hey, hey if everybody try on the mike I'll tell you all these m_________in' jokes I got
First I'm gonna start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy

[CHORUS]
said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
we can go to the park, after dark
smoke that tumbleweed
as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
so roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
being high as hell flyin' through palmdale
skatin' on jaggy rims
so roll, roll, the '83 cadilaac coupe deville
if my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my cabby will

well it was just sundown in small white town
they call it east side palmdale
when the afroman walked through the white land
houses went up for sale
well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap cds
when I met a little girl named Jan
I let her ride in my caddy
because I didnt know her daddy was the leader of the ku klux klan
we f___ed on the bed
f___ed on the floor
f___ed so long I grew a f___in' afro
then I f___ed to the left (left)
f___ed to the right (right)
she sucked my d___ 'til the s___ turned white
thought to myself sheeba-sheeba
got my a__ lookin' like a zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way
until her daddy pulled up in a chevrolet
and so I ran I jumped out the back window
but her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four
he beat me to the left
be beat me to the right
the m_________er beat my a__ all night
but I ain't mad at her prejudice dad
thats the best d___ p____ I ever had
got a bag of weed and a bottle of water
I'm gonna f___ that b____ just one more time

[CHORUS]

I met this lady in hollywood
she had green hair but d___ she looked good
I took her to my house because she was fine
but she whipped out a d___ that was bigger than mine

I met this lady from j__an
never made love with an african
I f___ed her once, f___ed her twice
I ate that p____ like shrimp-fried rice

Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)

I met a woman in the heart of Australia
Had a big b___ and big t__ties too
So I hopped in her a__ like Kangaroo

See I met this woman from Hawaii
stuck it in her a__ and she said "aiee"
lips was breakfast, p____ was lunch
then her t__ties busted open with hawaiian punch

I met colonel sanders wife in the state of kentucky
said I'd brought some chicken if you'd just f___ me
I came in her mouth, it was a crisis
I gave her my secert blend of herbs and spices

said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
we can go to the park, after dark
smoke that tumbleweed
as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong (hey wait a minute)
and sell tapes from here to hong kong

I met dolly parton in Tennessee
Her t__ties were filled with hennesee
that country music really drove me crazy
but I rode that a__ and said yes miss daisy
met this lady in oklahoma
put that p____ in a coma
met this lady in michigan
I can't wait 'til I f___ that b____ again
met a real black girl down in south carolina
f___ed her until she turned into a white albina
f___ed this hooker in Iowa
I f___ed her on credit, so I owe her
f___ed this girl down in Georgia
came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya
met this beautiful s__y hoe
she just ran across the border of mexico
fine young thing said her names maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I cant afford it
I know I'm gonna cry when she get deported

said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
we can go to the park, after dark,
smoke that tumbleweed
as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
(hey wait a minute man, hey f___ that s___)
and sell tapes from here to hong kong

have you ever went over a girls house to f___
but the p____ just ain't no good
I mean you gettin' upset because you cant get her wet
plus you in the wrong neighborhood
so you try to play it off and eat the p____
but it take her so long to come
then a dude walk in thats her big boyfriend
and he asks you where you from
so you wipe your mouth and you try to explain
you start talkin' real fast
but he already mad cause you f___in' his wife
so he start beatin' on you a__
now your clothes all muddy
your nose all b_____
your d___ was hard but now its soft
you thought you had a girl to rock your world
now you still gotta go jack off

[chorus] - until fade out