It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped
two f___in' presents
It's Christmas eve and I've only wrapped
two f___ing presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
I hate, hate, hate your guts
And I'll never talk to you again

Unless your Dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again.
Unless your mom will touch my c___
I'll never talk to you again.
e________ into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again

It's Labor Day and my grandpa just ate
seven f___in' hotdogs
It's Labor Day and my grandpa just ate
seven f___in' hotdogs
And he s___, s___, s___ in pants
He's always f___in' s___in his pants
And I'll never talk to you again

Unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again.
Unless your mom'll touch my c___
I'll never talk to you again.
e________ into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again

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