I'll come to town for you
Dress up like a clown for you
Pull my pants on down for you
Then I'll crawl away

I will blow hot fart on you
I will build an R-2 D-2
I won't even start for you
Unless you f___ing pay

Because I am the performer (x3)

I will come to town for you
Dress up like a clown for you
Try not to f___ around on you
Do so anyway

I will find the ark for you
Go sleep in the park with you
I'll even suck a c___ or two
But no sir, I'm not gay

Because I am the performer (x3)

Before I was a w____, on tour
I was the child always running around
With his d___ hanging out and diapers pulled down
Show biz was calling so I hit the stage
Worked out an act where I got raped in a cage
My life was bullshit and I didn't care
Went to go bowling and I missed on my spare

But what else could I f___ing do
But play another song for you...
Thinking about a nose job, too...
cause I am the Performer...

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