Eminem Eminem - So You Can Suck My D Lyrics

Eminem - Under the Influence

querh ner ner ner, le le le le, le le, le le, quer ner le
ner neich ner neh
translation:
So you can suck my d___ if you don't like my s___
Cuz I was high when I wrote this so suck my d___

[Eminem]
Two pills I pop, till my pupils swell up like two pennies
I'm Clint Eastwood in his mid-20's
A young-a__ man with a trash can strapped to the back of his a__
So the rats can't chew through his last pants
I'm like a mummy at night, fightin with bright lightning
Frightened with five little white Vicaden pills bitin him
I'm like a f___ing wasp in the hospital, lost
Stingin the f___ out of everything I come across in the halls
I light a candle and place it up on the mantle
Grab a knife by the blade and stab you with the f___ing handle
So when you find yourself wrapped up in the blinds hurtin
(b____ it's too late)
Cuz once you're hung from the drapes, it's "curtains"

[Swifty]
I'm an instigator, three-eighty slug penetrator
They bring creating murders to kill haters
Accused for every crime known to the equator
They knew I did it, for havin blood on my gators
My weed'll hit your chest like a double-barreled gaugean
I'm a black grenade that'll blow up in your face(WA WA WA WA)
With a fifth in me, when I guzzle Henny I do s___ on purpose
You'll never hear me say "forgive me"
I'm s_____in every penny, it's gotta be that way
n____ face it, that weed I sold to you? Regate laced it
You had it, I'll make the President get a face-lift
n____s just afraid, handin me their bracelets
Chillin in the lab wasted
I'm the type that'll drink Kaluha and Gin, and throw up on the mic
Don't like this rule, you get socked right on sight
And even at the Million Man March, we gon' fight

So you can suck my d___ if you don't like my s___
Cos I was high when I wrote this so suck my d___
Cos I don't give a f___ if you don't like my s___
Cos I was high when I wrote this so suck my d___

[Bizarre]
I'm a compulsive liar, set my preacher on fire
Slash your tires, find out, thinkin they're mine
Plate's expired, so as soon as I'm hired, I'm fired
Jackin my d___ off in a band of barbed wires
"Hey, is Bizarre performing?"
b____, didn't you read the flyer?
Special invited guest will be Richard Pryor
"Aren't you a male dancer?"
Naw b____, I'm retired, for f___in a b____ in the a__ with a tire iron
I'm ripped, I'm on an acid trip
My DJ's in a coma for lettin the record skip
Lettin the record skip - lettin the record skip (d___!)
(reverse revolving of record)
I'm f___in' anything when I'm snortin
It's gonna cost $300 dollars to get my pit bull an
abortion
Some b____ asked for my autograph
I called her a w____, spit beer in her face, and laughed
I drop bombs like I was in Vietnam
All b____es are hoes, even my stinkin a__ mom

[Proof]
Ayo flashback, two seats, too deep up in that a__crack
Weed laced with somethin, n____ pass that
In Amsterdam we only hang out with hashrats
At a Stop The Violence rally
I blast gats, be it a mom or publishing
Get your ASCAP-ed, the Kuniva, divider
Yo cash that, run your m_________ing pockets
ASAP, I don't need a platinum chain
b____, I'll s_____ Shaq's, born loser
Half thief and half black
Bring your boys and your guns, and get laughed at
b____ smack 'em, rich rappers get ejac-jacked
And found chopped up in a trash bag

[Kuniva]
We stranglin rappers to the point they can't yell
Cuz their crew is full of f__s, sweeter than bake sells
Wreckless, come from behind and s_____ your necklace
Cruisin and causin more trouble than nine hoodlums
I rattle your Adam's Apple until it crackles
Run right past you, turn around, grab you and stab you
Get executed, cuz I'm a looney
I got an adept mind, and it's polluted
I c___ it back then shoot it
I love s_____in' up players, thugs, and young ballers
Shoot up they household, even the young toddlers
Brigades barricade to bring the noise
While the bullets wrap you bones up like Christmas toys
If I go solo, I'm doing a song with Bolo
A big Chinese n____, screamin "Kuniva yo-yo"
I'll leave your face leakin
Run up in church and smack the preacher while he's preachin
Take a swing at the deacon

[Kon Artis]
I used to tell cats I sold weed and weight
I was straight until I got caught sellin em shaped
I'm ignorant, with the intent to s_____ your rent
I got kicked out of summer camp for havin s__ in my tent
With the superintendents daughter
My brains out of order
I've been a Kon Artis since I was swimmin in water
In cahoots with this n____ named Carisle Von
Who got fired from UPS for tryin' to send you a bomb
(special delivery)
I signed to a local label for fun
Say I got cancer, get dropped an advancement and run
Drive by you in the rain while you carry your son
Call your house and hang up on you for not givin me none
Born straight up out a p____ but the son of a gun
Got a reputation for havin n____s run up they funds
Used to be the type of n____ that was full of some ones
Til I met your fat mama, now I'm rollin in dough

So you can suck my d___ if you don't like my s___
Cos I was high when I wrote this so suck my d___
Cos I don't give a f___ if you don't like my s___
Cos I was high when I wrote this so suck my d___

Suck my m_________ing d___...
D12...Dirty m_________ing Dozen...
a__ed you like a snake s___ b____ with 30 f___ing husbands...
Bizarre Kid...Swifty McVay...The Kon Artis...The Kuniva...
Derty Hairy...Haha,and Slim Shady...