Eminem Guilty Conscious Lyrics

Meet Eddie. 23 years old. Fed up with life and
the way things are going, he decides to rob a
liquor store. But on his way in, he has a sudden
change of heart. And suddenly, his conscience
comes into play...
Dre:
Alright, stop! (Huh?) Now before you walk in the door
This liquor store and try to get money out the drawer
You better think of the consequence...(Who are you?)
I'm your m_________in' conscience
Em:
That's nonsense. Go in gather the money
And run to one of your aunt's cribs
And borrow her d___ dress and one of her blond wigs
Tell her you need a place to stay
You'll be safe for days if you shave ya legs
With Renee's razor blades
Dre:
Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to
The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you
Think about it before you walk in the door first
Look at the store clerk, she's older than George Burns
Em:
f___ dat! Do that s___! Shoot that b____!
Can you afford to blow this s___? Are you that rich?
Why you give a f___ if she dies? Are you that b____?
Do you really think she gives a f___ if you have kids?
Dre: Man don't do it. It's not worth it to risk it! (You're right!)
Not over this s___ (Stop!) Drop the biscuit (I will!)
Don't even listen to Slim yo, he's bad for you
Em:
You know what Dre? I don't like your attitude...
(scratch)
Meet Stan. 21 years old. After meeting a young girl
at a rave party, things start getting hot and heavy in
an upstairs bedroom. Once again, his conscience
comes into play...
Em:
Now listen to me, while you're kissin' her cheek
Smearin' her lipstick, slip this in her drink
Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little b____'s earlobe...
Dre:
Yo! This girl's only 15 years old
You shouldn't take advantage of her, that's not fair
Em:
Yo, look at her bush...does it got hair? (Uh huh.)
f___ this b____ right here on the spot bare
Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there..
Dre:
Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie KIDS?
Em:
No, but I seen a p___o with Son Doobiest!
Dre:
s___, you wanna get hauled off to jail?
Em:
Man, f___ that, hit that s___ raw dog then bail...
(scratch)
Meet Grady. A 29 year old construction worker. After
coming home from a hard day's work, he walks in the
door of his trailer park home to find his wife in bed
with another man.
Dre:
Alright calm down, relax, start breathin...
Em:
f___ that s___, you just caught this b____ cheatin'
While you at work she's with some dude tryin' to get off??!
f___ slittin' her throat! CUT THIS b____'S HEAD OFF!!
Dre:
Wait, what if there's an explanation for this s___?
Em:
What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his d___?
Dre:
Alright Shady. Maybe he's right Grady.
But think about the baby before you get all crazy.
Em:
Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her
Grab her by the throat, get the daughter and kidnap her?
That's what I did, be smart, don't be a r_____
You gonna take advice from somebody that slapped DEE BARNES??!
Dre:
What'chu say?
Em:
What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?
Dre:
I'm-a kill you m_________er!
Em:
Ah-aahh! Temper temper! Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.?
Mr. AK comin' straight outta Compton ya'll better make way??!
How in the f___ you gon' tell this man not to be violent?
Dre:
Cuz he don't need to go the same route that I went
Been there done that...aw f___ it...
What am I sayin'? Shoot 'em both Grady, where's your gun at?