Because I'm blonde I don't have to think,
I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks
Don't have to worry about gettin' a man
if I keep this blonde and I keep these tan

Cause I'm a blonde yeah, yeah, yeah
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah

I see people working and it just makes me giggle,
cause I don't have to work, I just have to jiggle
Cause I'm blonde B-L-O-N-D
Cause I'm a blond don't you wish you were me?

I never learned to read and I never learned to cook
Why should I bother when I look like I look?
I know lots of people are smarter than me,
but I have this philosophy, "So what?"
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah

I see girls without dates and I feel so sorry for 'em
'Cause whenever I'm around, all the men ignore 'em
Cause I'm blonde nyah nyah nyah
Cause I'm a blonde nyah nyah nyah

They say to make it you need talent and ambition,
well I got a tv show, and this is my audition;
Umm. . . okay. . . what was it?. . . ummm don't tell me. . . oh, yeah, okay "Duck Magnum, duck!"

Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah

I took an IQ test and I flunked it of course,
I can't spell BW but I got a Porsche
Cause I'm a blonde B-L-I-N-D
Cause I'm a blonde don't you wish you were me?

I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August is like a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can.
Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA but my goal is to become a veterinarian, 'cause I love children

Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
Cause we're a blonde yeah yeah yeah

Girls think I'm snotty and maybe it's true
With my hair and body, you would be too
Cause I'm a blonde B-L- . . . I don't know!
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah!

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