Just cos I ain't never ad, no, nothing worth having
never ever never, ever
You ain't got no call not to think I wouldn't fall
into thinking that I ain't too clever
And it ain't not having one thing nor another
niether, either is it anythink, whatever
and it's not not knowing that their ain't nothing showing
and I answer to the name of Trever, however

Just cos I ain't never said, no, nothing worth saying
never ever never never never, ever
Things 'ave got read into what I never said, till me mouth becomes me 'ead which ain't not all that clever
And it's not not saying one thing nor not another
neither, either is it anything I haven't said, whatever
And it ain't not proving that me mind aint moving
and I answer to the name of Trever, however

Knock me down with a feather
Clever Trevor
Widebrows wonder whether Clever Trevor's clever
Either have they got
nor neither haven't not
got no right to make a clot
our of Trevor

Why should I feel bad about something I ain't 'ad
such stupidness is mad 'cos nothing underfoot
comes to nothing less to add to a load of old toot
and I ain't half not half cos theres nowhere to put it
even if I 'ad I'm a bit of a Jack the Lad

Knock me down with a feather
Clever Trevor
Widebrows wonder whether Clever Trevor's clever
Either have they got
nor neither haven't not
got no right to make a clot
our of Trevor

Also, it takes much longer to get up north, the slow way

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