Terrance: Shut your f___ing face uncle f___a
You're a c___ sucking a__ licking uncle f___a
You're an uncle f___a, yes its true
Nobody f___s uncles quite like you

Phillip: Shut your f___ing face uncle f___a
You're the one that f___ed your uncle, uncle f___a
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just f___ your uncle all day long

(farting noises)
Terrance: Hmm!
(farting noises)
(laughing)
(farting noises)

Policeman: What's going on here?
(farting noises)
f___er f___er uncle f___a uncle f___a f___a f___a f___a
People: OOOoooooooooooooh
T & P: Shut your f___ing face uncle f___a (Terrance: uncle f___a)

T & P: You're a b____ biting b______ uncle f___a
Terrance: You're an uncle f___a I must say
Phillip:Well you f___ed your uncle yesterday
Everyone: (laughing)
Uncle f___a... thats you
Everyone: U-N-C-L-E f___ you Uncle
f___aaaaaa.....

Phillip:Suck my b____

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