The Butt Trumpets You're Ugly Lyrics

I was walkin' home from school one day
When I saw Danny standin' there
I tried to show him my dirty underwear
He showed me his, but nothin' could compare

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Then he said, "You're ugly
What the f___ gave birth to you?
You're ugly
And I bet your mom is, too
You're ugly
Man, what's with that 'do?
You're ugly because you're ugly"

I kinda wonder
When I think back on those days
Why'd all the boys get scared
And run away?
So I looked in the mirror to see if it was true,
And my reflection looked at me
Like it was scared, too

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Then it said, "You're ugly
What the f___ gave birth to you?
You're ugly
And I bet your mom is, too
You're ugly
Man, what's with that 'do?
You're ugly because you're ugly"

Let me tell you guys a little story
About my 2nd grade love;
His name was Danny
And he looked so good this one day
In his plaid & Toughskins
And every day, I would go and pick him up
Outside his class room
And one day, these three little girls came out
Right before he did
And this one girl named Heidi Weller
Had a handful of pumpkin seeds
And I said, "Let me see those pumpkin seeds"
And she said, "No"
And I grabbed her hand
And I said, "Let me see those pumpkin seeds now, b____!"
And I looked at them and they had
Danny Evings name written on each and every one of
Those d___ pumpkin seeds
And I said, "Hey b____, that's MY boyfriend!
Why do you have my boyfriend's name
Written on all your pumpkin seeds?
I'm gonna have to kick your f___in a__, b____!"
And do you know what she had the nerve to say to me?

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She said, "You're ugly
What the f___ gave birth to you?
You're ugly
And I bet your mom is, too
You're ugly
Man, what's with that 'do?
You're ugly because you're ugly"

And then I told her to turn around and bend over
And gave her another crack in her a__...