Ultraklystron There's The Beef Lyrics

v1. (Ultraklystron)
I'm staying away from the beef / yeah I think I'll go vegan
Because right now / I feel there is a beacon
To eat more broccoli / so that my bones won't weaken
So I can time travel / with the doctor and tegan
I mean that'd be more useful / than making the beef
I mean we can't all just chill / and munch on the leaf
Maybe not THE "The Leaf" / Because to that I'm allegeric
But if that's way you roll, cool / Even drop some lysergic

Not that I'd condone that / but it's better than folks
Hating on each other / so please take a smoke
Or attend a church / or play foosball with ya crew
Birdwatch on perch / or meditate for a few
Freestyle and complain / in a fashion sarcastic
It works for me / it's better than the bombastic
Regardless of whether / you're High-C or Router
You should find a peaceful place / don't be a doubter

ch. (Ultraklystron)
We should swear off beef because
It's so unhealthy for us
Heart attacks ain't worth the flavor
Of that steak of playahaters
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v2. (Ultraklystron)
It's simple to be / as carefree as me
Just be a less high-strung / style of mc
I mean yeah I have a lot / of insecurities
But I atleast make an attempt / to bring some purity
I mean I'm sure I'm a demon / in a couple of ways
And that's the biggest understatement / that I've made today
The fact that I'd even comment / maybe super-insulting
But I'm trying to be positive / do something resulting

In a reunification / like East and West Germany
I'd like to broker a deal/ I'm not trying to be burnin thee
And I know that to keep talking / is so circumlocutory
And my use of a thesaurus / is cheating my inventory
But I'm trying to have fun / and so should everyone
So if I can't eat beef / well then I'll make that pun
It's ok cause I love sushi / and especially unagi
We should have love / like we're Mr. Miyagi.

ch.

v3. (MCeeP)
new to the scene / but not new to the mic
but i'm thinkin' we should all be/ just a little less warlike
i seen the degradation / i seen lots of frustration
i seen scene's torn aport / by the internal friction
it doesn't matter your creed / it doesn't matter your gender
remember bill he was right / be neither borrower nor lender
if you come with too much flamin' / I will return to sender
cuz like Ultrak asked for / i'm your air force defender

worse than dem / and republican
war of words will / erupt again
but here i use a few rhymes /
to try to keep / the ban out of it
reagan was the man/ when he said tear down that wall
the higher that we build it / that's the harder we fall
I've been known to make mistakes / everyone does it sometimes
Instead we should use this intelligence / to make more rhymes
perhaps we are all different / thats no reason to fragment
the fact that we're here making music / is what keeps it significant

ch.(x2)