Team America 1-Everyone Has AIDS Lyrics

All: Everyone has AIDS!
AIDS! AIDS! AIDS!
AIDS!AIDS!AIDS!AIDS! AIDS! AIDS!
Everyone has AIDS!
Gary: And so this is the end of our story, and everyone is dead from AIDS. It took from me my best friend. My only true pal. My only bright star.
Woman: He died of A-A-AIDS
Gary: Well I'm gonna march on Washington, lead the fight and charge the brigades. There's a hero inside of all of us. I'll make them see everyone has AIDS. [tempo picks up] My father!
Choir: AIDS!
Gary: My sister!
Choir: AIDS!
Gary: My uncle and my cousin and her best friend!
Choir: AIDS! AIDS! AIDS!
Gary: The gays and the straights and the whites and the spades!
Woman: Woop
All: Everyone has AIDS!
Gary: My Grandma and my dog, Old Blue!
Choir: AIDS! AIDS! AIDS!
Gary: The Pope has got it and so do you!
Choir: AIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDS!
Gary: Come on everybody we've got quiltin' to do!
Choir: AIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDS!
Gary: We're gonna break down these barricades! Everyone has
All: AIDSAIDS! AIDS! AIDS! AIDS! AIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDS! AIDSAIDS! AIDS! AIDSAIDSAIDSAIDS! AIDS! AIDS!