Insane Clown Posse Crooked Preacher Killer's Lyrics

(Violent J)
I walked into the church dressed up, as an alter boy
I see the preacher he said, "lil boy Im'ma teach ya"
Put his hand on my shoulder, felt the claw of the beast
I never thought it'd be so f___in easy murdering a priest
We went into the confession booth, he took off his clothes
And cut some yay right on his bible top and ooted his nose
I jammed a butcher's knife, 12 inches into his gut
He looked me right into my eyes while I yankin' it up
Preacher killas

(Chorus)
Crooked preacher killas (stop it)
Crooked preacher killas (I gotta b_____ em up)
Crooked preacher killas (stop it)
Crooked preacher killas

(s___gy 2 Dope)
I walked into the sermon strapped with an iron crowbar
I'll beat a nun into a b_____ stew, in the trunk of my car
How the f___ she got fake t__ties and p____ ring?! Bullshit
She sucked the preachers d___ in the pulpit
I know the goin's on
I've witnessed it with pushin my mop
And blood gushin non-stop when hatchet go chop
I ain't no f___in holy roller
I'm outta control-a
Face painted f___in preacher killas gone off they yola

(Chorus)
Crooked preacher killas (cola)
Crooked preacher killas (I gotta b_____ em up)
Crooked preacher killas (stop it)
Crooked preacher killas

(Violent J)
We shootin for the preacher, f___!
I missed and hit the reverend
But it doesn't matter though they say he's goin' to heaven

(s___gy 2 Dope)
And then I shot for the preacher, I blew his ear off
We in the balcony bustin, gone off PCP and Smirnoff

(Violent J)
Shot again, I missed and hit somebody in the choir
They fell back into the candle rack and caught the place on fire

(s___gy 2 Dope)
I shot again, I finally caught the preacher in his dome
And then we put our barrels to eachother's heads and took it home

(Chorus)
Crooked preacher killas (stop it)
Crooked preacher killas (I gotta b_____ em up)
Crooked preacher killas (stop it)
Crooked preacher killas (Leave the f___in kids alone!)
Crooked preacher killas (f__gots!)
Crooked preacher killas (I gotta b_____ em up)
Crooked preacher killas (stop it)
Crooked preacher killas (i gotta b_____ em up)

Hell...is a real place
Hell!
He-He-HELL!
Hell!
Hell!
Hell!